SmoothHeaded
@smoothheaded.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 who likes reading, video games (classic 2D preferred), LEGO, cooking/baking, and making an absolute mess with watercolors.
👬 (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social)
👬 (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social)
Can’t sleep, everything hurts, it feels like I’m swallowing glass, and my fever is up to 101.7° even after 1,000mg of acetaminophen. Off to UC at 9:30 for tests. Until then, on the couch cycling between burning up and freezing cold.
Not exactly how I had hoped to spend this time off. 😭😭
Not exactly how I had hoped to spend this time off. 😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Can’t sleep, everything hurts, it feels like I’m swallowing glass, and my fever is up to 101.7° even after 1,000mg of acetaminophen. Off to UC at 9:30 for tests. Until then, on the couch cycling between burning up and freezing cold.
Not exactly how I had hoped to spend this time off. 😭😭
Not exactly how I had hoped to spend this time off. 😭😭
Aaaand, this week just got worse.
I’m going to crawl into a hole now and hope I get stuck. FML.
I’m going to crawl into a hole now and hope I get stuck. FML.
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Aaaand, this week just got worse.
I’m going to crawl into a hole now and hope I get stuck. FML.
I’m going to crawl into a hole now and hope I get stuck. FML.
Appreciate all the notes yesterday. The wheels on the struggle bus go rou-… no, they go kerchunk, kerchunk, kerchunk… all the live long fucking day, but on we go anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Appreciate all the notes yesterday. The wheels on the struggle bus go rou-… no, they go kerchunk, kerchunk, kerchunk… all the live long fucking day, but on we go anyway.
There’s white detailing, does that count for TWT?
Oh well, let me throw in a dick pic for good measure.
Oh well, let me throw in a dick pic for good measure.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There’s white detailing, does that count for TWT?
Oh well, let me throw in a dick pic for good measure.
Oh well, let me throw in a dick pic for good measure.
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happy twt from me and my belly to you and yours
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
happy twt from me and my belly to you and yours
‘Tis the season, trying to stay in a grateful space bc I do have much to appreciate. Yet, my fucking brain keeps whispering, “Still estranged from your mom? Too bad you had to block your abusive kid. Isn’t divorce lovely around the holidays? Wonder when you’ll have another aneurysm?”
🥺
<sigh>
🥺
<sigh>
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
‘Tis the season, trying to stay in a grateful space bc I do have much to appreciate. Yet, my fucking brain keeps whispering, “Still estranged from your mom? Too bad you had to block your abusive kid. Isn’t divorce lovely around the holidays? Wonder when you’ll have another aneurysm?”
🥺
<sigh>
🥺
<sigh>
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Happy Moonday cuties
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy Moonday cuties
Okay, so yeah, I did take some photos in the hotel over the weekend. 👀
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Okay, so yeah, I did take some photos in the hotel over the weekend. 👀
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Hey, bud. You caught me on the couch. What’s up?
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hey, bud. You caught me on the couch. What’s up?
I love meat, but I will still fuck up a homemade black bean burger. This was so damn good. 🤤
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I love meat, but I will still fuck up a homemade black bean burger. This was so damn good. 🤤
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November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Good morning. The energy you are wasting getting people to like you could be spent on people who like you already
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Good morning. The energy you are wasting getting people to like you could be spent on people who like you already
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Wait, you’re telling me you DON’T dress slutty to clean your place? Hmph. Very strange.😈
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wait, you’re telling me you DON’T dress slutty to clean your place? Hmph. Very strange.😈
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FCF posts are great, but Hump Day posts, especially hairy or fuzzy butts?
I’m powerless. 🥴🫠🥵
I’m powerless. 🥴🫠🥵
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
FCF posts are great, but Hump Day posts, especially hairy or fuzzy butts?
I’m powerless. 🥴🫠🥵
I’m powerless. 🥴🫠🥵
Hey, bud. You caught me on the couch. What’s up?
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hey, bud. You caught me on the couch. What’s up?
She’s a basic bitch for Fall
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
She’s a basic bitch for Fall
Awww, @orphanrefugee.bsky.social looked so cute last night. Here’s an artist’s rendering:
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Awww, @orphanrefugee.bsky.social looked so cute last night. Here’s an artist’s rendering:
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Doing my part to fill your timeline with more fuzzy butt.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Doing my part to fill your timeline with more fuzzy butt.
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Doing my part to fill your timeline with more fuzzy butt.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Doing my part to fill your timeline with more fuzzy butt.
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Ready for some humps bro 🐶😈🐽
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ready for some humps bro 🐶😈🐽
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wednesday but make it lazy 😴😴
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
wednesday but make it lazy 😴😴