Snarky Robot
@snarkyrobot.bsky.social
Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
Show you where you said it wasn’t happening today?
Okay.
Okay.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Show you where you said it wasn’t happening today?
Okay.
Okay.
Live look at next “bad boy” politician to be implicated in a torrid relationship with Olivia Nuzzi:
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Live look at next “bad boy” politician to be implicated in a torrid relationship with Olivia Nuzzi:
The literal first sentence of his profile.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The literal first sentence of his profile.
Not using generative slop is also what matters.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not using generative slop is also what matters.
Like, imagine if a minimum wage job made you $23,000 a year. And if a state college would run you under $2,000 a year. That’s the reality that baby boomers grew up in.
Alongside college, which unlocks access to many higher-paying jobs, housing is a critical path to stability and long-term wealth:
Alongside college, which unlocks access to many higher-paying jobs, housing is a critical path to stability and long-term wealth:
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Like, imagine if a minimum wage job made you $23,000 a year. And if a state college would run you under $2,000 a year. That’s the reality that baby boomers grew up in.
Alongside college, which unlocks access to many higher-paying jobs, housing is a critical path to stability and long-term wealth:
Alongside college, which unlocks access to many higher-paying jobs, housing is a critical path to stability and long-term wealth:
Someone planned ahead to keep their receipts.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Someone planned ahead to keep their receipts.
Dismissal was the only choice
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dismissal was the only choice
There are apparently 2 billion Bluesky posts now and I’m fairly certain a solid third of those are about cats, actually. Fix yo shit, Bluesky.
October 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There are apparently 2 billion Bluesky posts now and I’m fairly certain a solid third of those are about cats, actually. Fix yo shit, Bluesky.
Sephiroth’s fursona is also a dick, apparently.
September 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sephiroth’s fursona is also a dick, apparently.
How dare you say that?!? Don’t you know they’re a normal adult? Who does normal adult things?
September 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How dare you say that?!? Don’t you know they’re a normal adult? Who does normal adult things?
Here’s the meme they originally they posted. Note those funny vertical lines around some of the text? Those are quotation marks. Those imply that you’re merely repeating what someone else said.
That’s why I specified that I wanted a source for the quote. A quote which you noticeably couldn’t find.
That’s why I specified that I wanted a source for the quote. A quote which you noticeably couldn’t find.
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Here’s the meme they originally they posted. Note those funny vertical lines around some of the text? Those are quotation marks. Those imply that you’re merely repeating what someone else said.
That’s why I specified that I wanted a source for the quote. A quote which you noticeably couldn’t find.
That’s why I specified that I wanted a source for the quote. A quote which you noticeably couldn’t find.
hahahaha oh no what did i do
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hahahaha oh no what did i do
I’ve never seen the “if you’re ejected before participating in a play, the ejection also counts as a one-game suspension” rule before.
And I’m pretty sure nobody will ever see it again.
And I’m pretty sure nobody will ever see it again.
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ve never seen the “if you’re ejected before participating in a play, the ejection also counts as a one-game suspension” rule before.
And I’m pretty sure nobody will ever see it again.
And I’m pretty sure nobody will ever see it again.
Without checking, I’d say they also follow 60 thousand. Which means they really have 12 followers.
August 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Without checking, I’d say they also follow 60 thousand. Which means they really have 12 followers.
I cannot fathom the mind that wakes up and thinks “today, I will wake up and cheat at Apple News sudoku”.
But these people exist.
But these people exist.
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I cannot fathom the mind that wakes up and thinks “today, I will wake up and cheat at Apple News sudoku”.
But these people exist.
But these people exist.
Okay, now I see the resemblance to RFK Jr.
August 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Okay, now I see the resemblance to RFK Jr.
lol, blaming “the left” because you’re a fucking weirdo is peak 2025.
August 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
lol, blaming “the left” because you’re a fucking weirdo is peak 2025.