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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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❤️‍🩹 Mun is 33.
❤️‍🩹 Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin.
❤️‍🩹 Is an expert with machines.
❤️‍🩹 Era flexible.
❤️‍🩹 Dark themes ahead.
❤️‍🩹 Parody.
❤️‍🩹 Will gladly defend the innocent.
❤️‍🩹 Ships must be EARNED.
#MVRP
Pinned
"When you see someone who needs help, you help them, no matter what."
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Waking up to snow.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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New Teaser Trailer for THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 3 Promises a Chilling Finale
New Teaser Trailer for THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 3 Promises a Chilling Finale
The home-invasion nightmare that kicked off with Renny Harlin ’s reboot of The Strangers franchise is finally reaching its end. Lionsgate has dropped a new teaser trailer for The Strangers: Chapter...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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𝗝𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁 is known for The Daily Show, The Faculty, and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
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#StarWars #JonStewart #ObiwanKenobi #georgelucas #Stewjon #starwarscelebration #TheDailyShow
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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SCRUBS Reboot Teaser Brings Zach Braff, Donald Faison and The Original Crew Back To Sacred Heart
SCRUBS Reboot Teaser Brings Zach Braff, Donald Faison and The Original Crew Back To Sacred Heart
The crew from Scrubs is officially scrubbing back in and fans finally have their first look at what the new series is bringing to ABC. A fresh teaser has arrived and longtime fans of the comedy will recognize...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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So true. So true. 🧡
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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In the end some Gungans died. Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin. The battle droids were broken…
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.

Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.

Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Hey.

Kindly reminder.

Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.

This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.

If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"And yet..."
She rolls her eyes.
His lips curled into a wry smile, hearing her familiar voice. "Ahsoka. You'd think after all the attempts on our lives, they'd learn that we aren't so easy to kill."
"Oh, what's the matter, Master Kenobi? You don't enjoy the myriad individuals trying to kill us or the relentless hail of blaster fire that accompanies them and by extension us?"
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Celebration: Today is a holy day, for KOTOR released on PC 22 years ago today
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Got confused earlier when I went to reorder my shelf of Stephen King books and they all fell on my head. Then IT hit me.
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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QOTD

“[Beeps]!”

“There's nothing wrong, Artoo. I'm just setting a new course.”

“[Beeping].”

“We're not gonna regroup with the others… We're going to the Dagobah system.”

“[Whistle]?”

“Yes, Artoo?”

“[Beeping].”

“That's all right. I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.”

“[Beep].”
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Anakin."
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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It's Transgender Awareness week, as we take time to remember those we lost, please check on you trans friends. It's really dark out here and it's getting harder each week.

Please help us where you can.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..."

Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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“You are our president. Please start acting like it. Show some class. Show some real leadership. Show that you actually care about the people other than yourself. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I feel this.

#StarTrek #DrCrusher
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM