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Snitkicker 🇨🇦
@snitkicker.bsky.social
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Kicker of Snits, walker of walks, cooker of dishes, victim of cats 🇨🇦

Retired Canadian father of one with roots and copious family in the UK.
Living in Metro Vancouver with my wife and 2 rescue cats.
I'm not passively aggressive, I'm aggressively passive 🤷🏼
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Happy Caturday to all those who suffer from cat-related lower leg circulation issues 🐈
#caturday
Picture of an orange and white cat asleep on my legs, slowly restricting my leg circulation until I develop mobility issues thus forcing me to provide a warm sleeping spot for her in perpetuity.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
snitkicker.bsky.social
Making a fresh batch of char siu this morning 😁
#cookingsky #charsiu
Picture of: A tray of fresh pork marinated in char siu sauce about to enter the oven. Picture of: A tray of freshly baked char siu pork straight from the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Design-cutting practice continues with two loaves destined for Mrs. Snit's coworkers 😁
#breadsky #sourdough
Picture of two fresh sourdough loaves with designs cut into their crust.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
snitkicker.bsky.social
I made this for a friend who is "into skulls".
Laser engraved image on painted ceramic tile.
#laserengraving #laser
Picture of a light blue tile with a black butterfly containing many skull shapes engraved onto the tile.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Goodnight #caturday
Picture of an orange and white cat asleep on my legs which currently I can feel but the long-term prognosis is for painful, tingly legs before the sleeping cat awakes. Based on past performance lol.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I thought this was by The Onion.
But no, this is actually real.

I'm sure liquor stores and bars are next. 🤦🏼
Image of a man standing in front of a vending machine. Caption reads: "US installs bullet vending machines at grocery stores to make ammunition more accessible."
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Today's loaf. 😊
#breadsky #sourdough
A picture of a freshly baked loaf of sourdough bread with a pattern cut into its crust.
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The new starter is developing nicely. 😊
#breadsky #sourdough
Picture of a fresh loaf of sourdough bread with a pattern cut into the crust.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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On today's episode of: "Everything I draw is an amoeba" ... trying some 'guided' doodling and sketching exercises from a YouTube channel, good fun! 1/2
Pen on paper sketch of a woman wrapped in some sort of fabric being blown in the wind. Pen on paper sketch of a weird little ghost dude floating with his arms outstretched.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Sourdough tonight! 😁
#breadsky #sourdough
Picture of a freshly baked loaf of sourdough bread.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
snitkicker.bsky.social
Help, I'm being held hostage!
#caturday
Picture of a white and orange cat asleep on the legs of its current victim: me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
snitkicker.bsky.social
Some days just land this way.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cartoon showing a Borg cube in the sky overhead of a woman. Borg: You will be assimilated, existence as you know it is over. Woman: Hoo-ray! So long work-related stress! Borg: ... Resistance is futile! Woman: I bet so! Borg: You will be ... what're you doing? Woman (now holding a stick): Pokin' holes in my face so you can start Borgin' me out! Borg cube breaks the fourth wall and looks out at the viewer Borg: You will have no hopes, no personality, no point. Woman: Look you already sold me. Now, wire my ass! Comic by: smbc-comics.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
snitkicker.bsky.social
Does this come in an adult size?

... asking for a friend ...
Store display of "Vacuum Racer", a vacuum that a child can ride on like a small go-cart whilst vacuuming the floor.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Lest we forget. 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦

(Flanders Fields in the ALT text)
In Flanders Fields In Flanders fields, the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Coming soon to a city near you.
🇨🇦🤣
Beaverton (humorous) news article: Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"extra stabby" 🤣
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Image of a Beaverton (humourous) news article: This year's poppies "extra stabby" to help Canadians appreciate soldiers' sacrifice.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Moonlight over Deer Lake.
Good morning Bluesky.
#photosky #deerlake
Picture of Deer Lake in Burnaby BC early in the morning with the moon high above and the towers of Metrotown in the distance catching the early morning sun.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Building bridges in Burnaby.
Picture of a pedestrian and bicycle bridge being installed over Hwy 1 in Burnaby, BC connecting neighborhoods south of the highway with Burnaby Lake Regional Park.
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Lego Deadpool

(can for scale ... I was out of bananas 🤣)
#3Dprinting
Picture of a large-scale (approx 2.5 times taller than a standard can of pop) 3D printed Lego Deadpool figurine next to a can of Coca-Cola
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Thanks for adding me!
... and the claw-monsters!
(Gracie and Gizmo) 😁🐈
Picture of a white and orange cat perched on the post of a banister. She definitely looks guilty for all the scratches on the new black banister that aren't visible in the picture but they're there, oh yes, they're there. Picture of a brown and black tabby cat staring directly into the camera looking all cute and innocent. Don't be fooled, evil lurks here.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Gizmo 🐈
#catsky
Picture of Gizmo the brown and black tabby cat hogging the couch footrest nearest the fireplace because cats.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Remember remember the fifth of November ...
Image of a Guy Fawkes mask.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Under duress is the only way I'm watching 60 Minutes again.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange with his eyes held open by clamps being forced to watch things he doesn't want to.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Tonight's DVD 😁🇲🇽
#physicalmedia
Picture of the front of the DVD case for the movie "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" showing the names and faces of the three main stars: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek & Johnny Depp.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Happy Caturday to those who celebrate! 🇨🇦

Gracie isn't in a celebratory mood just now 🤣
White and orange cat sleeping on a lap ... my lap to be precise, not that that's particularly relevant to the picture but it is my lap and I'm not ashamed to say so. So there. Now please leave quietly and don't disturb the claw-monster sleeping on my crotch. Cheers.
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM