Snortimer
@snortimer.bsky.social
Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut.
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
Come one, come all!
Papa needs some new trash!
Papa needs some new trash!
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Come one, come all!
Papa needs some new trash!
Papa needs some new trash!
It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
Everything is better with opossum!
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Everything is better with opossum!
This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet
A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?
August 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?
Wo forgot to unplug the pup this time?!
More getting familiar with the animation app. It seems bsky really doesn't like the apps gif exports *shrugs*
More getting familiar with the animation app. It seems bsky really doesn't like the apps gif exports *shrugs*
July 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wo forgot to unplug the pup this time?!
More getting familiar with the animation app. It seems bsky really doesn't like the apps gif exports *shrugs*
More getting familiar with the animation app. It seems bsky really doesn't like the apps gif exports *shrugs*
For some reason the gif isn't gif-ing. Hopefully this works
July 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
For some reason the gif isn't gif-ing. Hopefully this works
Guess who bought an animation app and has ideas for things way beyond his (current) skill level!
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Guess who bought an animation app and has ideas for things way beyond his (current) skill level!
There are many reasons to be put in time-out. maybe you got overly excited and need to calm down, maybe master has a date and doesn't want you bothering them, or maybe he's just done with you for today and he doesn't like leaving his toys lying around.
July 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There are many reasons to be put in time-out. maybe you got overly excited and need to calm down, maybe master has a date and doesn't want you bothering them, or maybe he's just done with you for today and he doesn't like leaving his toys lying around.
The opossums have commandeered the tray!
Do not resist, or you will be screamed at.
Do not resist, or you will be screamed at.
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The opossums have commandeered the tray!
Do not resist, or you will be screamed at.
Do not resist, or you will be screamed at.
Happy Quizznos Coyote day
April 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Happy Quizznos Coyote day
*sniff sniff sniff sniff*
April 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
*sniff sniff sniff sniff*
I might have misread that, so less plowing and more playing with Chuck. He seems to like it though.
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I might have misread that, so less plowing and more playing with Chuck. He seems to like it though.
I feel like "live laugh love" just isn't cutting it anymore, so I'm upgrading
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I feel like "live laugh love" just isn't cutting it anymore, so I'm upgrading
Better get a mop...
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Better get a mop...
Enjoy your Exploding-Sky-Day
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Enjoy your Exploding-Sky-Day
Remember to check your trees for surprise opossums, they bring good luck and lots of screaming
December 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Remember to check your trees for surprise opossums, they bring good luck and lots of screaming
The quest to make very normal opossum stickers continues.
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
The quest to make very normal opossum stickers continues.
He's sorry he stole your last slice of pizza...
He'll do it again though
He'll do it again though
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
He's sorry he stole your last slice of pizza...
He'll do it again though
He'll do it again though
Having ideas for perfectly normal opossum themes telegram stickers...
December 2, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Having ideas for perfectly normal opossum themes telegram stickers...
