Snortimer
snortimer.bsky.social
Snortimer
@snortimer.bsky.social
Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut.
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
Just milk out a single drop of cum and let the puppy know that that'll be how his future orgasms look like from now on... Much more evil :p
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Only if you wear your hood and I can yank you around by a collar a bit
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Thats why gags were invented, just lock one on and that problem is fixed :p
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Over time he's gotten so good with it that other Doms send their subs to him when they can't be bothered to milk them themselves. The subs moan and writhe in pleasure for hours before they pass out, spent and drained. No release for the service sub of course, nothing but aching balls for him.
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Doc: *cares for you, menacingly*
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I can't recommend learning a pizza dough recipe enough. 5 minus of prep, lasts in the fridge for days and opens up a lot of tasty dishes outside of obviously pizza. I personally love turning that dough into flatbread or wraps in a pan, makes it easy to slightly char it without making it hard or dry
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial...
September 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Go one step further! Make them share one piercing. That way their tips keep rubbing against each other's. I guarantee they'll be very fast friends
September 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tongue and nose piercings used to secure you to a glory hole are 10/10
September 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Should have listened to the warnings on the poppers video the day before, or find it again and get rid of the last remaining bit of pesky free will
September 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM