Snowjob
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So far, no sword eating! Not making good on your threats, Cameron.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So far, no sword eating! Not making good on your threats, Cameron.
JUST ANNOUNCE THE FAA BNATCS CONTRACT ALREADY I NEED TO KNOW IF I HAVE TO LEAVE DC 🙃🙃🙃
I was genuinely hopeful it was that....
I was genuinely hopeful it was that....
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
JUST ANNOUNCE THE FAA BNATCS CONTRACT ALREADY I NEED TO KNOW IF I HAVE TO LEAVE DC 🙃🙃🙃
I was genuinely hopeful it was that....
I was genuinely hopeful it was that....
And didn't even get us started about those Perfidious Poles
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 AM
And didn't even get us started about those Perfidious Poles
Some Mechanicus ones deal with this, too, iirc
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Some Mechanicus ones deal with this, too, iirc
Gaunt's Ghosts series
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Gaunt's Ghosts series
Within hives, interlinked.
Bees.
Bees.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Within hives, interlinked.
Bees.
Bees.
I mean the main Custodes in that scene had an internal monologue basically saying "I'm not actually sure I can take him. Shit."
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I mean the main Custodes in that scene had an internal monologue basically saying "I'm not actually sure I can take him. Shit."
Do they keep you in a waiting room?
Delays.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little room?
Delays.
Delays.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little room?
Delays.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Do they keep you in a waiting room?
Delays.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little room?
Delays.
Delays.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little room?
Delays.
Delays.
Wasting all of your time.
Delays.
Endless moments stretching forever.
Delays.
Have you ever been late?
Delays.
Did you spend much time in a waiting room?
Delays.
Have you ever been in a lobby?
Delays.
Wasting all of your time.
Delays.
Endless moments stretching forever.
Delays.
Have you ever been late?
Delays.
Did you spend much time in a waiting room?
Delays.
Have you ever been in a lobby?
Delays.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Delays.
Wasting all of your time.
Delays.
Endless moments stretching forever.
Delays.
Have you ever been late?
Delays.
Did you spend much time in a waiting room?
Delays.
Have you ever been in a lobby?
Delays.
Wasting all of your time.
Delays.
Endless moments stretching forever.
Delays.
Have you ever been late?
Delays.
Did you spend much time in a waiting room?
Delays.
Have you ever been in a lobby?
Delays.
Because it's a Custodes relic it's entirely likely it was made by The Big Guy Himself
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Because it's a Custodes relic it's entirely likely it was made by The Big Guy Himself
That scene was great and the Hexarchy Crisis be WILD
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
That scene was great and the Hexarchy Crisis be WILD
it's such a fun time and a treat.
The Twice-Dead King duology is also a good Necron focused pair. Not as good, but talks more about Necrons in the modern setting.
The Twice-Dead King duology is also a good Necron focused pair. Not as good, but talks more about Necrons in the modern setting.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
it's such a fun time and a treat.
The Twice-Dead King duology is also a good Necron focused pair. Not as good, but talks more about Necrons in the modern setting.
The Twice-Dead King duology is also a good Necron focused pair. Not as good, but talks more about Necrons in the modern setting.
(Yes, it is 10, technically 11, books long)
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(Yes, it is 10, technically 11, books long)
Oh! Master of Mankind gives a unique look at the Emperor Himself and the We way Project near the end of the HH. Great read.
The Vaults of Terra trilogy (Starts w/ Carrion Throne) also gives a good look at the Inquisition/Terra.
The Vaults of Terra trilogy (Starts w/ Carrion Throne) also gives a good look at the Inquisition/Terra.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh! Master of Mankind gives a unique look at the Emperor Himself and the We way Project near the end of the HH. Great read.
The Vaults of Terra trilogy (Starts w/ Carrion Throne) also gives a good look at the Inquisition/Terra.
The Vaults of Terra trilogy (Starts w/ Carrion Throne) also gives a good look at the Inquisition/Terra.
Also I know the Horus Heresy is daunting, but I think you know enough about 40k to jump into the Siege of Terra if you wanted. I did it without reading many of the prior HH novels and honestly it was still great.
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Also I know the Horus Heresy is daunting, but I think you know enough about 40k to jump into the Siege of Terra if you wanted. I did it without reading many of the prior HH novels and honestly it was still great.
The new Fabius Bile trilogy is also good if you want some Chaos But Different.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The new Fabius Bile trilogy is also good if you want some Chaos But Different.
Emperor's Legion and The Regent's Shadow are a great modern look at the Custodes.
The Ciaphas Cain series is hilarious and good for Guard flavor.
Valdor: Birth of the Imperium is a good, short character novel in the Horus Heresy.
Ghazghull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh! because ORKZ.
The Ciaphas Cain series is hilarious and good for Guard flavor.
Valdor: Birth of the Imperium is a good, short character novel in the Horus Heresy.
Ghazghull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh! because ORKZ.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Emperor's Legion and The Regent's Shadow are a great modern look at the Custodes.
The Ciaphas Cain series is hilarious and good for Guard flavor.
Valdor: Birth of the Imperium is a good, short character novel in the Horus Heresy.
Ghazghull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh! because ORKZ.
The Ciaphas Cain series is hilarious and good for Guard flavor.
Valdor: Birth of the Imperium is a good, short character novel in the Horus Heresy.
Ghazghull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh! because ORKZ.
Also they're dependent on Russia for natural gas, not oil
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Also they're dependent on Russia for natural gas, not oil