Gaby Baby
@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
The resemblance is impossible to ignore
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The resemblance is impossible to ignore
Please, Nicholas. Give my son a home
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Please, Nicholas. Give my son a home
“As my friend Quavo would say”
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“As my friend Quavo would say”
The day Tom Suozzi has no haters will be the day he is forgotten by the world
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The day Tom Suozzi has no haters will be the day he is forgotten by the world
If I were Goofy I'd release music under the moniker Gawrsh Brooks
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If I were Goofy I'd release music under the moniker Gawrsh Brooks
I went ahead and edited this headline for them
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I went ahead and edited this headline for them