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hi i'm sable

unorganized ramblings from a weird silly robot thing

adult, any pronouns
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Friendly Banter
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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my take on kris' biological parents
July 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i got this error once as a kid and every time i played with friends from then on it was just constant paranoia
The "communications terminated" error screen in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros. is uncharacteristically startling, interrupting gameplay with a red error screen and loud siren.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
if my dreams ever have regular show characters in them they instantly become 10x less interesting to describe because my subconscious can't possibly come up with anything more absurd than what actually happens in regular show
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Bowser admires his painting
#TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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bad advice
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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HOW CAN A CUBE PLAY GAMES IF GAMES ARE MADE OF TRIANGLES. WAKE UP.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"thank you brazil" everyone said in unison
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
why does bowser jr sound like that
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
if someone with heterochromia loses one of their eyes do they still have heterochromia
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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It's been 1 year since 867 was published. To mark this, we've put out 4 new renditions of songs from the record, as well as all of the original demos from the odd-numbered tracks. Thank you for your continued interest in this record and TITGH 🫏 < 3 waved.bandcamp.com/album/867-de...
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Is this not like really insensitive
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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be there or be square!

me:
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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🥰
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM