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Cohost of the solis report with devin mcintyre. grizzlies, lebron, anti-chargers, calico cats, driving with the top down. the menswear guy™ of bluesky
every few years some draftniks say "this wr class is gonna rival 2014" and no. no fuckin chance.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Brother this is my office. I’ve got every jersey too. Dude is not making it easy
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Keto good but without the fat in my face I’m like a hangover Aaron Rodgers 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Can’t interact w this very cool post for some reason. Ah well- I am a frequent singer of “one headlight” at karaoke and it kills every time. People of a certain age look off wistful into the distance. “Hey, hey, heYYyyyYyYY!!!”
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ive got every Ja jersey. A little nervous this time though …
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Man. Why
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: Kim kardashian's new streaming series "all's fair"

you can hear the record skip as the tone shifts from the promo description to the critical description - genuinely made me lol
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This (I’m on the right) the the most butt ass ugly lineup I ever won with, blech
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Not a thought in her head. Ah, to be that way
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Shot for gaucho but landed on 70s pimp
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Great takes exposed you have come to the right place
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Trixie: take my picture, but make it look unposed, natural
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
how quickly we forget!

"at dawn, look to the east"
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Okay, okay, I hope I don't get cancelled for this even though its a badge of honor, but have any of you pearl clutchers even seen Graham Platner's tattoo? I'm not saying it was a good choice, but in the context of his politics and platform, i think calling it a "nazi tattoo" is a stretch
October 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
surely you jest
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
welcome random new wave of followers - i can only assume you are here because I am on these lists.

In which case, "you suck!"

and

"Get bent, nerd!"

❤️
October 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He hated that name, btw. RIP Dougernaut
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We never should have traded Desmond bane. What is he gonna do, laugh the other team to death ?
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s a mocking laugh. Crazy
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
my timeline is forcing me to confront the fact that cam newton and Diane Keaton had the same stylist
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tim Robinson character “Nate tibbets” ejected from wnba finals for crashing a hot dog car into a brooks brothers
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My New York football giants have this fated aura about them this season - they’re not going to win it all, their banged up wr corps guarantees that, but in terms of “how much fun can a team have knowing that this isn’t their year,” they’re perfect.

Also dart and Skattebo are basically the swatkats
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM