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“𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦.”
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
“𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 ‘𝕔𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤’ 𝕗𝕠𝕣.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦.”
“𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙.”
“That’s it? Just ‘k.’?”
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙.”
“𝕀 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙.”
“Eh.. you’d be used to the whole “it’s your fault” angle if you’ve been told that a LOT recently.
What’s your deal anyway?”
What’s your deal anyway?”
”𝕙𝕞. 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕚𝕥, 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕪𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“𝕀 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙.”
”𝕜.”
Renaming the Murder Drones
To the Murder Clankers.
To the Murder Clankers.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
”𝕜.”
”𝕙𝕞. 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕚𝕥, 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕪𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝.”
Yeah yeah yeah..
Funny, coming from the person who looks like they’re a abomination from top to bottom.
You look like you were cobbled together with scraps and parts!
And a eldritch horror with nothing better to do if the tendrils.
Who’s the REEEEAL disease here?
Get real!”
Funny, coming from the person who looks like they’re a abomination from top to bottom.
You look like you were cobbled together with scraps and parts!
And a eldritch horror with nothing better to do if the tendrils.
Who’s the REEEEAL disease here?
Get real!”
“ℕ𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕧𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
”𝕙𝕞. 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕚𝕥, 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕪𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝.”
“ℕ𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕧𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖.”
“I can careless about what you think.
You just want to inflict pain.”
You just want to inflict pain.”
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“ℕ𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕧𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖.”
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣.”
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤. 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕦𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕝𝕪, 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡.”
“Say what?”
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤. 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕦𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕝𝕪, 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡.”
:3
“Who else do you think?
Ngh, I KNEW I SHOULD’VE THROWN AWAY THOSE MAGAZINES.”
Ngh, I KNEW I SHOULD’VE THROWN AWAY THOSE MAGAZINES.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
:3
“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕔𝕪, 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣.”
“Yeah, whatever. But you do realize I’m also into other stuff, right?”
“𝔻-𝔻-𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪? 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕔𝕪, 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣.”
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“𝔻-𝔻-𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪? 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“𝔻-𝔻-𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪? 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗.”
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔
ℕ𝕀ℂ𝕆
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ℕ𝕀ℂ𝕆
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JAMES
“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕀’𝕞 𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥. 𝕎ℍ𝕆’𝕊 𝔾𝕆𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼𝕃𝕀𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕀’𝕞 𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥. 𝕎ℍ𝕆’𝕊 𝔾𝕆𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼𝕃𝕀𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌.”
“𝕃𝕚𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣, 𝕡-𝕡-𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪. 𝔾𝕠 𝕔𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕟.”
“I WASN’T LOOKING AT WEIRD STUFF. THAT’S A LIE.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“𝕃𝕚𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣, 𝕡-𝕡-𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕪. 𝔾𝕠 𝕔𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕒𝕟.”
“𝕀’𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗.”
“Wh-
Hey! How did you know I’m desperate for girls?!”
Hey! How did you know I’m desperate for girls?!”
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“𝕀’𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗.”
“𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕥𝕓𝕙.”
"𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄-"
“𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕥𝕓𝕙.”
“𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥.”
“…
Mun, hold me back.”
Zero no.
“𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮-"
Mun, hold me back.”
Zero no.
“𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮-"
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥.”
“𝕁-𝕁-𝕁-𝕁𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝔼 𝕄-𝕄𝔸-𝕄𝔸𝔸𝕄𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸.”
"Oh, yeah..."
"Wait which Joe are we talkin' about? Knuckle Joe?"
"Wait which Joe are we talkin' about? Knuckle Joe?"
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“𝕁-𝕁-𝕁-𝕁𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝔼 𝕄-𝕄𝔸-𝕄𝔸𝔸𝕄𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸.”
“𝕄𝕞𝕞𝕞, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕞…”
[IM AN ELDRITCH HORROR
SO I SHOULD BE A PART OF
THE HORRORS SHOULDN'T I]
SO I SHOULD BE A PART OF
THE HORRORS SHOULDN'T I]
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“𝕄𝕞𝕞𝕞, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕞…”
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”
"Hey, hey heeeeeey! What's up?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“...𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕠𝕖?”