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Sir + Ma'am = Sam
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Gee willikers, Batman! Things are bad :(

Imagine my posts as ramblings to a brick walled alley, thx in advance

Constantly tired but delusionally hopeful.
Every time I think about the dude at a con who complimented my eye color while I had contacts in I think of this scene from spongebob and hope he's doing well for giving me a chuckle. Then my mind morphs the quote into "it's party time P-A-R-T--Y? Bc I GOTTA" from The Mask and I remember adhd exists
September 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
About that time of year again for me to crave mofongo for like two and half weeks until I inevitably cook it 🤤🤤🤤
September 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trying an easy recipe and having fun
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I needed to see this today
September 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Photo from my first time camping this weekend 🌲⛺️🌳🏕🌄 (can u tell I'm trying to get more use out of emojis that I've previously never had a need for?)
September 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm so excited for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein I'm vibrating with glee OH MY GODDDDDDD
August 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love this so much

Art by gmosley_ one insta
August 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I couldn't stop thinking about it so I drew it thank you for making me art
August 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I MADE RATATOUILLE WHILE WATCHING RATATOUILLE I REPEAT I MADE RATATOUILLE WHILE WATCHING RATATOUILLE AHHHHHHHHH #cooking
August 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
sorry to be the unhinged #baker at 1:14 in the morning but I MADE #BAKEDALASKA OH MY GOD I'M SO POROUD OF MYSELF AHHHHHHHHHHGH I'd like to thank the loml who is running the dishwasher rn while I sit bc my feet hurt, expect an update tomorrow when it gets sliced omfggggggggggggggg I DID ITTTTTTTT AHH
May 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Made sun and moon #cakes for my friend's birthday, but I'm an absolute terror while #baking. Que Jesse and James' voice from #Pokémon saying -"Prepare for trouble" -"And make it double"
May 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I can't sleep so here's some #pencil drawn #art on an index card. Equal parts #timburton #bettyboop and #handsomesquidward w just a couple sprinkles of body dysphoria
April 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Got in a bit of #travel this weekend!! Def was not as prepared for trekking the dunes as I could've been, but it was a beautiful time nonetheless. #PureMichigan
April 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Possible #wip hopping on the #studioghibli -ification of myself trend, except drawing it. Maybe I'll never touch it again, who knows, but I got to imagine myself disappearing to live amongst spirits and it was loads of fun #artbyahuman
April 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM