(Strato's heavily referenced from <https://bsky.app/profile/sadtooncat.bsky.social/post/3m4ti6o3whc2g>. I'd never done a character with that shape before, so I needed a lot of help lol. )

Look, the point is at least they're not going to crush you flat! And they at least play lip service to the idea that tinies are people with like, rights and stuff. So, a step up from the alternative! Probably. Maybe.

Well, at least there's the very serious & mature Sophie and OH RIGHT she's butt naked at all times and you can't even see her expression behind the fursuit head so you have to rely on body language and her tone of voice to guess her mood.

And her mood around tinies, is, uh, almost always horny?

...Strap refuses to even talk to tinies face-to-face and hovers her ass over them while looking backwards underneath herself at them between her hind legs?

...And is obsessed with her new body's pheromones and genitalia?

...Strato doesn't even get the slogans right and still says stuff like "Boys should all be crushed under my ass!" ?

...and she's very clearly mad her mid-poly model leaves her stuck with an almost perfectly spherical monobutt?

Together, they are sworn to defend Tinies everywhere!

...What's that? They bully and sexually toy with tinies just as much as anyone else, but punctuate it with sappy pro-tiny slogans?

And...Sophie. A murrsuiter nudist who never takes off the fursuit head of That One Weird Fox Mascot. She...might be possessed by it like The Mask, but it's literally impossible to tell, since she acts almost exactly the same.

Strato, the protagonist of a PS2/GC-era video game platformer starring that One Weird Fox Mascot that's stepped out of the screen into reality.

Strap, a Life-Sized Plushie of That One Weird Fox Mascot that's been magically granted an organic body and internals.

Well TOO BAD! 🤣 You're never getting bullied EVERY AGAIN! LMAO IMAGINE WANTING TO GET BULLIED *picks you up and slams you against the locker*

Is it the paws or the panties

Characters revealing their personalities and those personalities are extremely specific and hilarious flavors of 'how on EARTH did you turn out like this' and then getting to learn how they turned out like that

Finally, a reason to download an app

anywhere on you, even!! >w<

Digitized the meanie

"What happened this time, Mel"

IYKYK