somedonuts
@somedonuts.bsky.social
At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
The honking is coming from inside the kube cluster…
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The honking is coming from inside the kube cluster…
@profanity.accountant how much do I swear?
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@profanity.accountant how much do I swear?
Comedy, therapy, AND clean water? We should all be so lucky.
best Black Friday deal is good all year long: our shipping & handling fees for your packages are less than 2¢ a gallon.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Comedy, therapy, AND clean water? We should all be so lucky.
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friend whose christmas card just arrived: how dare you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
friend whose christmas card just arrived: how dare you.
There’s a reason this post is doing numbers. I laugh every time I read it.
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There’s a reason this post is doing numbers. I laugh every time I read it.
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
Don’t anybody make reference to the woodchipper scene in Fargo either. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Don’t anybody make reference to the woodchipper scene in Fargo either. 🙄
If your paper or talk is going to make @lookitup.baby groan, it should be on its own merits, damnit. Write your own crappy jokes. Make your own bad jokes. Like what are you even doing otherwise?
I’m not going to name you publicly, but if you were the speaker who put in the abstract that was so obviously written by ChatGPT it made me groan “Oh, come on” so loud people asked what I was looking at and then they groaned too, you should be almost as embarrassed as the people who accepted it
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If your paper or talk is going to make @lookitup.baby groan, it should be on its own merits, damnit. Write your own crappy jokes. Make your own bad jokes. Like what are you even doing otherwise?
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oh no am i the repost man
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh no am i the repost man
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
I’m always game for FMD™️: Faine Mayonnaise Discourse
Mayonnaise actually appears to have been first invented in Menorca in Spain, not in France:
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October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m always game for FMD™️: Faine Mayonnaise Discourse
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you didn’t know Mike Davis was a fuckin asshole, well now you do.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you didn’t know Mike Davis was a fuckin asshole, well now you do.
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wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays
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This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.
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just call it a lie for fucks sake
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
just call it a lie for fucks sake
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We've been keeping track of all of the atrocities Trump has committed since he took office in January. To be clear, this is not humor or satire, but maybe sometime in the future, our relatives will see this, shake their heads, and think, "What a hilarious shitshow of a timeline."
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
buff.ly
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We've been keeping track of all of the atrocities Trump has committed since he took office in January. To be clear, this is not humor or satire, but maybe sometime in the future, our relatives will see this, shake their heads, and think, "What a hilarious shitshow of a timeline."
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u should post however u like
respond to whoever u want
just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
respond to whoever u want
just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
u should post however u like
respond to whoever u want
just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
respond to whoever u want
just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it
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Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go!
Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go!
Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
/1
Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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Why is the first person to hoist the #wnba champion’s trophy an old white man? I know he’s the team owner, but seriously.
Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.
Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why is the first person to hoist the #wnba champion’s trophy an old white man? I know he’s the team owner, but seriously.
Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.
Also love Kathy getting booed every time she speaks.
The contributors are absolutely killing it this week.
"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...
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October 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The contributors are absolutely killing it this week.
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"You have been warned, this day is coming. A day we stop asking if we can befoul your bathroom, and we forcibly start doing our business in there."
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
buff.ly
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"You have been warned, this day is coming. A day we stop asking if we can befoul your bathroom, and we forcibly start doing our business in there."