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somedonuts
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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
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Right up there with the IBM slide.
1979 IBM training manual slide, which states: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision".
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Of course theres a @dril.bsky.social tweet for that.
dril tweet: “thanks for the Like pecker head. Ha ha ha”
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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IDK, the evidence to the contrary is pretty solid. 😵‍💫
Google search: Is Chuck Wendig a cat breeder? AI Overview No, Chuck Wendig is not a cat breeder; he is a well-known and prolific novelist, screenwriter, and game designer. He is an author of numerous books, including the Star Wars: Aftermath trilogy, the Miriam Black series, and Wanderers, and is also known for his popular writing blog, Terribleminds. While he has mentioned dogs in his blog posts and even mentioned a hypothetical scenario involving a cat in a bathtub, none of the search results indicate he is involved in cat breeding. His professional work focuses entirely on writing and related media.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Dasharez0ne meme: JUST WALKED OUT OF JEREMYS PLACE IN DA MIDDLE OF A STORY JUST WALK OUT you can leave!!! work social thing movies home class dentist clothes shoppi too fancy weed store cops if your quick friend ships DA SHARE ZO IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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A $5 roll of dimes.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Drake hotline bling meme. Upper panel: "Kegsbreath" Lower panel: "Hagueseth"
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Event Horizon. Dr Weir, ominously his face half in light, half in shade: “You can’t leave. She won’t let you.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Mallrats scene. Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable. Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Crudely edited Forever 21 logo changed to read "Forever 38"
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Nice use of jerry.framework. How has this not won an Apple Design Award?
Screen shot of Jerry's Bluesky desktop client. Instead of the skyline, it's covered in overlapping Jerry profile pics.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Dillon Brooks getting a tech sitting on the sidelines in his sweatpants is so on brand. #nba
Screen shot of play-by-play showing Dillon Brooks receiving a technical foul in the middle of Steph Curry shooting two free throws. Brooks was not playing tonight and was assessed a technical foul for chirping at the referees while sitting his ass on the sideline.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Updated the post count for you.
Jerry’s profile page. Post count crudely edited from 68,000 to 68.
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Perp walkin’ his ass through the market.
Trump caricature dressed in prison stripes and chains being perp walked by two guys dressed as old-style police.
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Rise and grind? Or are they just ripping off Office Space?
Office Space scene. Bill and Bob Slydell standing under a banner which says “Is This Good for the Company?”
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Oh, oh, I know how this goes…
September 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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On its birthday, share one image from your favourite #TNG episode.

So bad it’s good…
Scene from Shades Of Gray, widely regarded as the worst ever TNG episode. Pulaski using a tricorder to evaluate a puncture wound on Riker’s leg. Geordi looks on from the background, glad he’s not a redshirt.
September 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Dwight nails it, as usual.
Scene from the The Office. Dwight, talking about Michael’s mortgage on his condo. Top panel: "A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin.” Bottom panel: “If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people."
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dog barf.

We have to use the indefinite article “a dog barf,” never “your dog barf.”
The scene from Fight Club where the airline customer service guy is telling Ed Norton’s character about what happens when a baggage handler finds a vibrating suitcase. The actual dialog: It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article “a dildo,” never “your dildo.”
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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🪠
Scene on the bridge of Enterprise nx-01, where Tripp Tucker is explaining what happens when you flush the toilet.
September 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Say what?
The Beta Band’s compilation album “The Three E.P.'s” from 1998
September 8, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Selling out Steph’s house for every game is no mean feat.
September 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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First you have to get your head calipers and pick a collar type. But seriously I’ve always been a fan of thicker ties with spread collars.
Matrix of head/face shapes and complimentary shirt collar types from https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/wearing-spread-collar/
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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That engineer is *back* on the lift again!
Scene from Mallrats. Brodie, Trish, and TS are sitting on a mid-mall bench. The scene with sound: https://y.yarn.co/5fe10034-39bc-4d8d-bf6c-5e0668756219.mp4. Yes yes I know the line is “kid” and “escalator” but still.
August 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Todd Hockney being rousted by a bunch of asshole cops. “Sure you brought enough guys?”
August 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The Allstate Mayhem Guy would.
Dean Winters in character as the Allstate Insurance Mayhem Guy.
August 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM