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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
Right up there with the IBM slide.
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It’s Riker’s trombone, isn’t it?
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Of course theres a @dril.bsky.social tweet for that.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Oh they’ll cringe when they verify you alright. Believe that.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They’re cute… until they’re gnawing your hand off.
a man in a life jacket is swimming with a dolphin
Alt: While swimming, Buster is attacked and his hand bitten off by a seal.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
NO DOTCOM FUCKS said the sign.

Every formerly great dive bar is now a fuckin “destination.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Who’s going to tell him that it’s just the foil tops from yogurt cups?
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Big Renaldo Bust energy
two men are standing next to a statue of a man 's head
Alt: Ronaldo Bust The bust was unveiled on March 29, 2017, the day of the renaming of Madeira Airport to “Cristiano Ronaldo Madeira International Airport”. Who is the sculptor of Ronaldo statue? The statue was created by Emanuel Santos. He said it took him three weeks to make it and he wanted to express Ronaldo’s optimism through his work. Emanuel Santos is a Portuguese sculptor who was born and raised on the island of Madeira. Before becoming a sculptor, he worked as a cleaner at Madeira International Airport. After that, he taught himself sculpture skills and gradually entered the field of artistic creation. He mainly works on portrait sculptures and is good at using traditional sculpture materials and techniques, including clay modeling and metal casting. sport-preview-ronaldo-bust-and-emanuel-santos What happened to the Ronaldo statue? As soon as the statue was unveiled, it caused great controversy on social media. Many people pointed out that its appearance was too different from Ronaldo, and even felt that it was “funny” and “unrecognizable”. The statue quickly became an online meme, and was reported by the global media, and even became the object of ridicule and imitation. Despite the criticism, Emanuel Santos once said: “Cristiano Ronaldo himself smiled and expressed satisfaction after seeing the statue.” Meme image showing busts of Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Cristiano Ronaldo Ronaldo bust face on DEVO album cover meme Ronaldo bust face on Han Solo carbonite parody Is the Ronaldo statue still there? No longer. The controversial bust was quietly removed in 2018 and is no longer on display at Madeira International Airport.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Call it the Trumpbant, please. Please.
a pig is standing in front of a car with a makeagif.com watermark
Alt: a pig licking a Trabant.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tiny cars? That sounds awfully European don’t you think?
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
IDK, the evidence to the contrary is pretty solid. 😵‍💫
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hmm. Not currently detecting any @cousinnudaq.bsky.social emissions…
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I was wondering why my nostrils were burning.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Enchanted Scorpions?

*looks in box*

What the hell? They’re just brine shrimp. 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He doesn’t drink, but he getting awfully slurry these days. In addition to the senility.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He lost what little credibility he had left when he sold his stake in the Mavs to the gambling magnates.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A couple hours in and still no “What culture, motherfucker?” goose meme?
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don’t lowball me, d. I know what I got.
a black and white drawing of a man wearing glasses
Alt: Some incel-ass meme anigif shit.
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“Bitch-ass stunted turnip” was right there. But I guess what you went with is better for dinner conversation.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Paris chase is not bad either, but kind of cheesy.

youtu.be/KArrrbKfZjs
A VIEW TO A KILL | Bond pursues Mayday through Paris
YouTube video by James Bond 007
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM