Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
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Hey America
BUYCOTT FIFA
BUYCOTT FIFA
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey America
BUYCOTT FIFA
BUYCOTT FIFA
He doesn't post ton on bluesky, but it is wild to me that @mandykathryn.bsky.social doesnt have more followers here.
How is it possible?
How is it possible?
a man with long hair and a mustache is saying i must know
ALT: a man with long hair and a mustache is saying i must know
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
He doesn't post ton on bluesky, but it is wild to me that @mandykathryn.bsky.social doesnt have more followers here.
How is it possible?
How is it possible?
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The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
What an absolute legend.
He is no Luigi, though.
He is no Luigi, though.
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What an absolute legend.
He is no Luigi, though.
He is no Luigi, though.
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Kash Patel makes my fucking blood boil.
Keystone Kash, his girlfriend, and her friends having the time of their lives using and abusing taxpayer funded resources and civil servants. www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Kash Patel makes my fucking blood boil.
I cannot stand for this shit in my name.
Whats the plan here, folks?
Whats the plan here, folks?
3 Questions:
1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I cannot stand for this shit in my name.
Whats the plan here, folks?
Whats the plan here, folks?
Whiteyball is back on the menu, boys!
One of the rarest plays in the big leagues these days: the two-strike bunt hit!
There was only one of them this season.
There was only one of them this season.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Whiteyball is back on the menu, boys!
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NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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#MS Pals, what has been your strangest MS symptom?
Hands down, for me, was prediagnosis in a business meeting when I kept feeling this exploding electrical shock in my chest. Otherworldly feeling and I knew I was dying.
L'Hermitte's:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhermit...
Hands down, for me, was prediagnosis in a business meeting when I kept feeling this exploding electrical shock in my chest. Otherworldly feeling and I knew I was dying.
L'Hermitte's:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhermit...
Lhermitte's sign - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
#MS Pals, what has been your strangest MS symptom?
Hands down, for me, was prediagnosis in a business meeting when I kept feeling this exploding electrical shock in my chest. Otherworldly feeling and I knew I was dying.
L'Hermitte's:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhermit...
Hands down, for me, was prediagnosis in a business meeting when I kept feeling this exploding electrical shock in my chest. Otherworldly feeling and I knew I was dying.
L'Hermitte's:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhermit...
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👇Release the Epstein files! Every single unredacted page
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
👇Release the Epstein files! Every single unredacted page
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And this is 100% the truth.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
And this is 100% the truth.
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This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
What if people just told FIFA that we can host soccer without them...
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What if people just told FIFA that we can host soccer without them...
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Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud.
In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.
What a confession.
In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.
What a confession.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud.
In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.
What a confession.
In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.
What a confession.
Hey, @nytimes.com
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, @nytimes.com
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Sometimes I follow folks for their pet pics.
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sometimes I follow folks for their pet pics.
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“What have I done!” 🤡
Had the catheter for my infusion in the crook of my elbow, and I guess bent it at some point an it kinked within the vein, I guess?
Pump alarms for high pressure; Nurse comes in an restarts it.
So, anyway, hope this instructional on how to rupture vessel has been helpful.
Pump alarms for high pressure; Nurse comes in an restarts it.
So, anyway, hope this instructional on how to rupture vessel has been helpful.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Had the catheter for my infusion in the crook of my elbow, and I guess bent it at some point an it kinked within the vein, I guess?
Pump alarms for high pressure; Nurse comes in an restarts it.
So, anyway, hope this instructional on how to rupture vessel has been helpful.
Pump alarms for high pressure; Nurse comes in an restarts it.
So, anyway, hope this instructional on how to rupture vessel has been helpful.
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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A corrupt president pardons a corrupt member of Congress for corrupt reasons. With multiple guilty pleas establishing a bribery-laundering scheme, Hakeem Jeffries still called the case “thin” and sought cover in a bribery-plagued Supreme Court.
A lesson in squandering potential inroads with voters.
A lesson in squandering potential inroads with voters.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A corrupt president pardons a corrupt member of Congress for corrupt reasons. With multiple guilty pleas establishing a bribery-laundering scheme, Hakeem Jeffries still called the case “thin” and sought cover in a bribery-plagued Supreme Court.
A lesson in squandering potential inroads with voters.
A lesson in squandering potential inroads with voters.