Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
This one
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This one
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Hey, @nytimes.com
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, @nytimes.com
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
Why you delete this post about Trump? Wasn't congratulatory enough?
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This may be the most acutely relieved I have ever felt.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This may be the most acutely relieved I have ever felt.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
I love this fat bastard.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love this fat bastard.
He's gonna die in prison.
Lol.
Lol.
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
He's gonna die in prison.
Lol.
Lol.
Hot damn!
$50 don't spend like it used to...
$50 don't spend like it used to...
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hot damn!
$50 don't spend like it used to...
$50 don't spend like it used to...
Hipster bullshit
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hipster bullshit
I am all about letting the kids learn their lessons, but this borders on infanticide. This kid's mom just stood by while he did this. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am all about letting the kids learn their lessons, but this borders on infanticide. This kid's mom just stood by while he did this. 😂
What a dumb move.
Like, boarding the hindenberg during its fire.
I would go the rest of my life only buying Toyotas but for this. Holy shit.
@psychopete.bsky.social, do you have a scorecard for the most misguided fascist-suppporting corps? Toyota is wild to me. Subaru next?
Like, boarding the hindenberg during its fire.
I would go the rest of my life only buying Toyotas but for this. Holy shit.
@psychopete.bsky.social, do you have a scorecard for the most misguided fascist-suppporting corps? Toyota is wild to me. Subaru next?
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What a dumb move.
Like, boarding the hindenberg during its fire.
I would go the rest of my life only buying Toyotas but for this. Holy shit.
@psychopete.bsky.social, do you have a scorecard for the most misguided fascist-suppporting corps? Toyota is wild to me. Subaru next?
Like, boarding the hindenberg during its fire.
I would go the rest of my life only buying Toyotas but for this. Holy shit.
@psychopete.bsky.social, do you have a scorecard for the most misguided fascist-suppporting corps? Toyota is wild to me. Subaru next?
This week's headlines aren't botherin' these fellas. They knew who they voted for.
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This week's headlines aren't botherin' these fellas. They knew who they voted for.
These are the most babied bunnies for miles around, I have no doubt.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
These are the most babied bunnies for miles around, I have no doubt.
Wife and son bought this garbage at a craft fair. I dont understand how he offered this or how they bought it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wife and son bought this garbage at a craft fair. I dont understand how he offered this or how they bought it.
Enthusiastic consent...to precipitate.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Enthusiastic consent...to precipitate.
That poor bastard.
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That poor bastard.
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
Change the word "living" to "visiting", and Genesis' "That's All" is lyrically describing an MS patient's diagnostic journey.
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Change the word "living" to "visiting", and Genesis' "That's All" is lyrically describing an MS patient's diagnostic journey.
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
Reading these emails every 6 months is like opening a college acceptance letter. I don't think i am emotionally prepared for the eventual notice that I am JCV+ and have to switch meds. But that's not a concern for the me of these next 6 months!
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reading these emails every 6 months is like opening a college acceptance letter. I don't think i am emotionally prepared for the eventual notice that I am JCV+ and have to switch meds. But that's not a concern for the me of these next 6 months!
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.