Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Reposted by Straight Outta Yankton
Hey America
BUYCOTT FIFA
BUYCOTT FIFA
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey America
BUYCOTT FIFA
BUYCOTT FIFA
Bless their little hearts. Tiny, like their king pedophile's hands.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bless their little hearts. Tiny, like their king pedophile's hands.
No hugs for me, thank goodness. But when I get cold, it starts a domino of shivering and microspasms in my torso that feels as if my ribs are grinding each other to bonemeal to make RFK Jr's bread, that goblin.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No hugs for me, thank goodness. But when I get cold, it starts a domino of shivering and microspasms in my torso that feels as if my ribs are grinding each other to bonemeal to make RFK Jr's bread, that goblin.
I see. It's the publishing rights in Hungarian, not the translation itself, that they sought as their interest.
I think it was my confusion on word denotation/connotation, myself not having any publishing experience. I took translation as their desire rather than publish.
I think it was my confusion on word denotation/connotation, myself not having any publishing experience. I took translation as their desire rather than publish.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I see. It's the publishing rights in Hungarian, not the translation itself, that they sought as their interest.
I think it was my confusion on word denotation/connotation, myself not having any publishing experience. I took translation as their desire rather than publish.
I think it was my confusion on word denotation/connotation, myself not having any publishing experience. I took translation as their desire rather than publish.
How is that a 'right' and not a 'service'?
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How is that a 'right' and not a 'service'?
So many good jokes available now!
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
So many good jokes available now!
Love a crude joke.
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Love a crude joke.
Astros' Fan Runs on Field and Escapes 5/13/11
YouTube video by Walkoff 2
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just shy by one war.
He's merely a murderer.
He's merely a murderer.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just shy by one war.
He's merely a murderer.
He's merely a murderer.
Reposted by Straight Outta Yankton
The leopards are gonna see how tasty his face is when they realize its their face if not his.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The leopards are gonna see how tasty his face is when they realize its their face if not his.
Seen the video of the fan run ACROSS the field, up the hill, shimmy up the wall and flag pole (note, flag pole in play here as well!) And out of the stadium.
LEGEND!
LEGEND!
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Seen the video of the fan run ACROSS the field, up the hill, shimmy up the wall and flag pole (note, flag pole in play here as well!) And out of the stadium.
LEGEND!
LEGEND!
Lololol.
Nobody wants to PAY to see that dude masturbate.
Nobody even wanted it when it was free.
Nobody wants to PAY to see that dude masturbate.
Nobody even wanted it when it was free.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lololol.
Nobody wants to PAY to see that dude masturbate.
Nobody even wanted it when it was free.
Nobody wants to PAY to see that dude masturbate.
Nobody even wanted it when it was free.
BUT HE HAS NOT PARTICIPATED IN PEACE!
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BUT HE HAS NOT PARTICIPATED IN PEACE!
