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Sophie Stern | L.C. Mortimer
@sophiestern.bsky.social
Your favorite Kansas City romance author 💕

World’s okayest bisexual.

My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government.

www.sexysophiestern.com
It is my character flaw to bear.
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My favorite weekly protest ❤️
Another bit of protest from yesterday in Lawrence, Kansas. Today is snow! #Protest #Resist #WarCriminal #LFK #Photography #Video
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Modern Artist Press is a new indie press that looks to expand and explode the definition of a modern artist by publishing literary fiction. At #AWP26, don’t forget to stop by table 611 and say hi!
Modern Artist Press - Modern Artist Press
Modern Artist Press is an independent press who will expand the definition of a modern artist by publishing literary fiction.
modernartistpress.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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People have a lot of nerve writing new books when I still haven't finished reading the books that have already been written.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Never thought I would be a “notes app” kind of writer, but as it turns out, I totally am.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ngl I’m getting so excited for #AWP.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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this is what #AWP is
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it.

And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
seriously, it appears that while basically nobody is reading fiction anymore when it comes to 90% of genres of literature, a lot of very horny people must be spending a lot of money on romance novels
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
New obsession: gas station lighters procured by @jackmonstera.bsky.social.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Do me a favor, take a deep breath, hold it for 5 seconds, and release, let the tension in your shoulders go, unclench your jaw, stop pushing your tongue to the roof of your mouth, take another deep breath, and then start doing your laundry.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I refuse to believe that the same animals who created a vast, utopian metropolis would also name it after…a zoo, which logically would not exist in a world where humans never were. In this essay on Zootopia 2 I will…
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wrote a book this year called Undead, Kansas. It’s about zombies invading #LFK and De Soto and Olathe. I skipped right over Eudora and I’m fine with that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One thing that’s annoying about me is I’m going to be honest with you.

Why didn’t I go to Thanksgiving with relatives?

Because my aunt thinks the Covid vaccine is a government conspiracy to put trackers in people and blow up their heads.

That’s why I didn’t come to Thanksgiving, Grams.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This year, I finished my MA, published a few books, sold a couple of short stories, spoke on several panels at conferences, and wrote my first short podcast script. It was a good year in writing, but I think 2026 will be even better!
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Lit mags are usually known for their slow response times, but these amazing flash fiction pubs are trying to change that!

Submit to them here: www.chillsubs.com/lists/fast-f...

#writing #writingcommunity #litmags
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The collection of Buzz Lightyears in my office grows every time my 16 year old cleans his bedroom. Emperor Zurg also made an appearance today.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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1st thing that popped into my mind was "this dog owning character is going to look so much like a male author writting female characters" 😀

Bummer your allergic, living with dog(s) is the best
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My fourth time seeing the Roseline! Always a wonderful show. #lfk #goodvibes
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m upset. I’m reading a book I wrote a few years ago where a character adopts a dog. KNOWING that I am allergic to dogs and can never adopt one, why do I do this to myself?
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Fifth-grader: Will you hold something for you?

Me: What?

FG: My hand...is that a good line to use for girls?
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I forgot how much I love to bake.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM