christmas dave☭🔻🇵🇸
sorryaboutearlier.bsky.social
christmas dave☭🔻🇵🇸
@sorryaboutearlier.bsky.social
local dum-dum (he/him)
What a fucking bummer
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm listening
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Every word of it, jesus!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Every third guy is cool, simple as
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bragging about the flowers you never bought getting upgraded is
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Also: I haven't seen it, but no, it absolutely does not meet any kind of bar. The bar is curing cancer Louis
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Is that what he's doing, is he reëntering?
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What if we made up a guy who exclusively made you angry, AND you could never punch him in the face because he's spread out across data-centers. Sounds really, really good right
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Doesn't always work, but it's important to try
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Are they sending texts? Because
Fun fact: you don't have to say STOP
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Are you a professional dumb guy
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can help
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Shit
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It's so so good
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM