This move to hyperrealism is kinda ruining us, folks— It's absolutely destroying our standards for art that we keep pushing for it, rather than pushing towards a feeling woven in what we look at.

I want shit games with shitty graphics, if only because I know we can make em beautiful.

Even if I dislike Kirby games for the fact that they're always the same game, we need more games like those where you're just some dumb blob and it's pure fun.

We need more Sonics and Marios in the world, not more blood vessels, hair follicles and eldritch horrors on 4K display

And I get it, in a world where anti-fliers and brainless twits exist, you want faster and harder healing. Hence your other teammate SHOULD be going Cloak and Dagger/Invis.

Your ass should be out here ripping and tearing with your tanks and being a fly in the air

With Ultron, the name of the game is to get your ult as fast as possible, so you're gonna have to get really fucking good at aiming his primary fire on weaker targets really fast

Also hover around your teammates, and occasionally shift your drone so it's not just healing one person!

Longer take is that his main priority isn't to necessarily *heal.* You put a drone on someone of import, like a tank or frontline DPS, and then you assist them in murking whoever they're targetting, spamming your cooldowns when you got em, zipping around, and tagging whatever fool gets close to yall

I could literally try my absolute best at this dumbass game and it won't matter, because this game's culture is absolutely in the fucking gutter and nobody cares about actually working as a team

I now understand what people talk about when they discuss "healer entitlement", even when the argument is about peeling and shit

because wtf do you mean, I literally did everything right— Flying in front of you, peeled for you, and I won't get healed because I deigned to pick Iron Man???

Hello???