Sour Kraut
@sourkraut.bsky.social
Cranky old man. Miniatures, tabletop games, sci-fi jokes, cheap booze, and plastic robots. Also some birb. Analog nerd. ADHD squirrel brain. The kraut that puts out.
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Sour Kraut
@sourkraut.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Inside me is a wolf. And all he wants to do is put on grandma's nightgown and crawl into bed.
When I die, I want you to reenact "Weekend At Bernie's" with my corpse.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
When I die, I want you to reenact "Weekend At Bernie's" with my corpse.
In a werewolf themed horror game, my character would die trying to "pet the puppy".
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In a werewolf themed horror game, my character would die trying to "pet the puppy".
Sure why not.
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Sure why not.
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Remember, leftovers are for quitters.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Remember, leftovers are for quitters.
::dialup modem noises::
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
::dialup modem noises::
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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But are your intrusive thoughts really intrusive enough?
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
But are your intrusive thoughts really intrusive enough?
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Good night, sprogs. Do what is necessary.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Good night, sprogs. Do what is necessary.
Next week's think piece: "Is Being A Serf For A Feudal Tech-lord Really All That Bad?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Next week's think piece: "Is Being A Serf For A Feudal Tech-lord Really All That Bad?"
Resistance is feudal.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Resistance is feudal.
We're fucked because this Nazi game show host managed to get "elected"*.
*If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.
*If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food. The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of PFAS — also known as "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We're fucked because this Nazi game show host managed to get "elected"*.
*If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.
*If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.
Game Over...FOR YOUR SANITY
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Game Over...FOR YOUR SANITY
This is Clownfuckistan.
1. In Tennessee, public libraries have closed for up to a week to facilitate a Trump-inspired book purge.
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
Tennessee public libraries close for Trump-inspired book purge
One hundred and eighty-one public libraries in Tennessee are reviewing their children’s collections after Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) ordered them to remove books with LGBTQ themes…
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November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is Clownfuckistan.
As if I don't have enough stuff waiting to be painted.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As if I don't have enough stuff waiting to be painted.
My resistance ladies from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social arrived. Time to start getting them ready to paint.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My resistance ladies from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social arrived. Time to start getting them ready to paint.
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Kobolds as floofy murderchickens.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Kobolds as floofy murderchickens.
But are your intrusive thoughts really intrusive enough?
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
But are your intrusive thoughts really intrusive enough?
He's ready for Da Bears.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
He's ready for Da Bears.
The children yearn for the mines.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The children yearn for the mines.