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Oh yeah, they've been bad about that for a while. Deleted mine in 2017. People kept saying "dude just make a burner". But unless they can figure out who you are via other connecting info, they won't let you have an account.

Fuck zuck.
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It says it's satirical on the bottom. Not that I'd trust it, but it does seem a little on the nose.
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It was more fun to just hide in the shadows and watch. Eventually they'd screw up and catch themselves on fire while trying to burn a cross.
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Apologies if it's past the Bezoswall. I've already read this elsewhere, so too lazy to bypass.
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Why'd you leave out the "funny" part?
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We were going with "Gravy SEALs" and "Meal Team Six" yesterday 🙄
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Maybe she was dictating?
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Man, I'm sure glad someone slapped a stupid fucking animated emoji on what looks to be a recording of some serious bullshit going down.
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Dude your schtick is fuckin weird.
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As if the square crust didn't tip them off...
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Just doll em up with some sour cream and hot sauce and you've got yourself a crappy late night snack for a dollar!

OK, 3 dollars because you know you're not just gonna eat one. If you're going to hate yourself, at least do it like you mean it.
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Almost like there's a reason why you shouldn't be artificially locked to a specific repo (or "app store").

Hopefully they can publish the apk or host it on fdroid or another repo not owned by companies more afraid of business risk than existential risk.
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Not saying it isn't an issue, but...do people still not use an ad blocker?

Because, yeah, the web is freaking awful without one! Borderline unusable. But easily fixed.

You'll thank yourself!
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Because they actually mean "white performers" but don't want to say it out loud.

I don't give two shits about Bad Bunny (too much robot voice) or the Superb Owl (The NFL *and* broadcast network TV? Where do I sign up?? 🙄)

But fuck those bigots. It may not be my thing, but who cares? Let em be!
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Well, duh. He's on track to win several, and I'd imagine simply putting RFK Jr. in his current position is worthy of one in medicine.

...😐🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Don't miss number 7! (the one they don't want you to know about!)
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The only things it challenges are reading/viewing comprehension of the featured character/logo and intellectual property law.
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I could get behind that.
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I went with win11 IOT LTSC. Several guides on reddit and elsewhere. Main computer was supported, but it has less bullshit included.

Any old computer or if you don't absolutely need some bit of Windows-only software, you're probably better off skipping the song & dance and installing Linux.
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The saint of pesto 🤤
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Meanwhile, DIY engraving tools will see a sudden uptick in sales. Invest now!
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You know they're gonna talk about this for a few minutes of attention, then either forget about it or it'll end up as some commemorative coin a-la Franklin Mint.