Spaf
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Spaf
@spaf.me
Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See http://about.me/spaf for more.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am generally against software piracy. But chocolate or gold doubloons, well, that is a different matter entirely.

(My parrot flew south for the winter; the penguin is an exchange bird, better suited to the current weather.)
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The ones with bones -- except spines, it appears -- compose the majority party in Congress right now.
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Are you in Chicago, Portland, Memphis, DC? Then make copies of this and post them everywhere!
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Given our ...ahem... "vibrant" ... economy, I decided to check out my retirement account.
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
September 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Want to help make the future better? Here's one way. Consider having your group/company help fund this.

You can also help by spreading the word.

(They had grants funding this, but those have gone away, as have funds for many worthwhile things.)
September 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
September 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
've been aspiring to do something like this with my teaching, but we seem to have very hardy students at Purdue....
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
August 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
August 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
August 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
OK, I have an idea for my next book. (If you don't have the current one, see spaf.cerias.purdue.edu/Myths.pdf). This next one would be fiction.

Contact me if you're interested in funding a sabbatical so I can write this, or if you're interested in acquiring the film rights
August 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
July 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
July 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
After a long career as an academic, I realized my extensive investments for a comfortable retirement are like a Mercedes-Maybach .

I don't have a Mercedes-Maybach.
July 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This was posted online several years ago. As I navigate through several meeting requests today, I can't help but endorse this.
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
July 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hmmmm....
July 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If the current US administration was a piece of music
July 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
July 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM