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I am optometrist by nature, you know?

Some have asked: profile pic is Bobbie (she/her), GSP mix rescue, banner pic is Mortimer (he/him), mountain cur mix rescue. Don’t adopt hound dogs if you don’t want PITA dogs but they are precious life forms.
I became fascinated with Monet–and Impressionism generally–after seeing three different renderings of the cathedral at Rouen side by side by side. I think it’s at Musée d’Orsay? Anyway, somewhere there are three paintings from the same perspective, but different times of day,seasons, etc.
Monet’s serial painting — haystacks, cathedrals, lilies — anticipated Pop Art and Minimalism’s love of repetition. 🖼️
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Monet’s serial painting — haystacks, cathedrals, lilies — anticipated Pop Art and Minimalism’s love of repetition. 🖼️
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Blah bling blah blee!
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Publishing all the other boat murder videos but refusing to release the one of the two survivors being killed is an admission they know exactly how bad it looks. There's no other distinction to draw there, no reason to publish the others while withholding that one.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Filing a class action lawsuit against Nuzzi for publishing the pet names RFK called her in bed, if I wanted to know that shit I’d just throw a Chevy Chevelle down the Grand Canyon
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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"All the surf and smoke and Didionesque stylings in the world cannot disguise the central problem with ‘American Canto’: It is not honest," Helen Lewis argues. theatln.tc/3UOQskEP
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Grady Judd was appointed by Trump to a federal council meant to help exploited kids.

But in Judd’s own department back home, a child victim was made out to be a liar, leaving her abuser free to assault her again.
Police didn’t believe a 12-year-old who said she'd been raped. Then she hit record.
“If I didn’t find the evidence for them, I wasn’t too sure they would find it.”
www.motherjones.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Stephen Miller’s ancestors came here fleeing the pogroms in Russia. People were opposed to them being allowed in, saying they could never assimilate into American culture.
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I just fundamentally disagree with the whole wearing athletic shoes with dress pants thing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why does Chris Collingsworth pronounce Mariota’s name so weirdly?
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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one of the things I think is wild is that recorded music is recent enough that these comparisons never really work. arguably, the whole thing--recorded popular music--is a boomer phenomenon and is on the way to being something totally different than what we have all always assumed was permanent
one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think this Coke “Holidays are coming” ad was generated by AI with a prompt to make a sticky holiday jingle more hatable than Jingle Bell Rock.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Stephen Miller’s ancestors came here fleeing the pogroms in Russia. People were opposed to them being allowed in, saying they could never assimilate into American culture.
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I named my fists heartattack and vine because you’ll never recognize yourself when I’m done
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Exactly 80 years ago this precise moment (8:40am Hamburg time, Nov. 30, 1945), German submarine commander Heinz-Wilhelm Eck and two of his former subordinates on the U-852 were shot by Allies in Hamburg for killing the survivors of a ship they had sunk. Pete Hagueseth needs to lawyer up immediately.
The Peleus War Crimes Trial
After sinking the Greek steamer Peleus in 1944, the captain ordered his crew to attack the survivors, three sailors survived and faced their attackers in a war crime trial.
www.usni.org
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Melania Trump didn't qualify for an EB-1 visa and was paid for modeling in the U.S. in 1996 while on a tourist visa, which doesn't allow employment. Working on this visa is fraud and also disqualifies her. She also lied about work history on her immigration application,which is NATURALIZATION FRAUD.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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She’s very good at this.
Dreading the political fights over Thanksgiving dinner? 

This Thanksgiving, we bring you ten things to argue about instead:
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM