Aidan aka. S. Park
@sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D
I found a bag of Tree Tribbles! Cats won't break them if they attack your tree! Large ones are $10, small are $6, custom if you want a color not seen here is $12. Order RIGHT NOW if you want a custom one before Christmas. :3
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I found a bag of Tree Tribbles! Cats won't break them if they attack your tree! Large ones are $10, small are $6, custom if you want a color not seen here is $12. Order RIGHT NOW if you want a custom one before Christmas. :3
Red marble Fascinus. Just like the rest, $116 for a 10 inch, soft and cuddling flying fuck. :3
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Red marble Fascinus. Just like the rest, $116 for a 10 inch, soft and cuddling flying fuck. :3
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
This one is tie-dye in soft pastels. $116 shipped in the USA if you want it. Comment or DM me. :3
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This one is tie-dye in soft pastels. $116 shipped in the USA if you want it. Comment or DM me. :3
Who doesn't love a Flying Fuck? This one's heart pattern is very fun, and it's the same soft minky as the rest. <3 Support your local "novelty" artist this Black Friday.
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Who doesn't love a Flying Fuck? This one's heart pattern is very fun, and it's the same soft minky as the rest. <3 Support your local "novelty" artist this Black Friday.
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
This one is one of my personal favorites. Trippy rainbow patterns on gorgeous soft minky. Give your flying fucks in colorful style. $116 shipped in the USA, just drop me a DM or comment if you want to claim it. But if nobody does, I won't be upset, lol.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This one is one of my personal favorites. Trippy rainbow patterns on gorgeous soft minky. Give your flying fucks in colorful style. $116 shipped in the USA, just drop me a DM or comment if you want to claim it. But if nobody does, I won't be upset, lol.
Oops, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." (or should it be "nudity?") I'm pretty sure no kids follow me, but it's still rude to not label your dicks.
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oops, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." (or should it be "nudity?") I'm pretty sure no kids follow me, but it's still rude to not label your dicks.
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
In non-fucks news, I cannot be trusted in a store that has orchids. :D Especially orchids I don't yet have! This one is a zygopetalum, a type I've never grown before, but fortunately their care is very like oncidiums, which I do alright with.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In non-fucks news, I cannot be trusted in a store that has orchids. :D Especially orchids I don't yet have! This one is a zygopetalum, a type I've never grown before, but fortunately their care is very like oncidiums, which I do alright with.
Oh look, it's another Fascinus plush! 10 inches tall and made of soft minky, this one in a mossy marble print. Moss agate? Something like that. $116 shipped in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oh look, it's another Fascinus plush! 10 inches tall and made of soft minky, this one in a mossy marble print. Moss agate? Something like that. $116 shipped in the USA.
This one is for when you want your fucks to fly very high. (look closely at the pattern of the fabric. :D ) Part of my "gonna spam dicks all day, fuck Capitalism, also buy my stuff" Black Friday fuckstravaganza.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This one is for when you want your fucks to fly very high. (look closely at the pattern of the fabric. :D ) Part of my "gonna spam dicks all day, fuck Capitalism, also buy my stuff" Black Friday fuckstravaganza.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
If I wasn't very tired, I would take a fresh close-up of this so you can see that the fabric is patterned with little abstract butterflies whose bodies are made from the word "FUCK". A flying fuck made from flying fucks! For sale right now for $116, with free shipping in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If I wasn't very tired, I would take a fresh close-up of this so you can see that the fabric is patterned with little abstract butterflies whose bodies are made from the word "FUCK". A flying fuck made from flying fucks! For sale right now for $116, with free shipping in the USA.
Give somebody a flying fuck for Christmas! My "I'm selling it on Black Friday so it's a Black Friday Sale" is going all day today, so I'll be spamming every plushie cock (and cunt) I have on hand.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Give somebody a flying fuck for Christmas! My "I'm selling it on Black Friday so it's a Black Friday Sale" is going all day today, so I'll be spamming every plushie cock (and cunt) I have on hand.
Another "for sale on Black Friday so it counts, right?" Fascinus plush. This one is made from teddy bear fabric, a Teddy Dick, if you will. It's $116, with free shipping if you're in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Another "for sale on Black Friday so it counts, right?" Fascinus plush. This one is made from teddy bear fabric, a Teddy Dick, if you will. It's $116, with free shipping if you're in the USA.
Good morning! It's Black Friday, and like anybody who has to live in this capitalist disaster-zone, I must sell things to live. So today I sell plushie dicks!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning! It's Black Friday, and like anybody who has to live in this capitalist disaster-zone, I must sell things to live. So today I sell plushie dicks!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
You just died, the sixth picture on your camera roll is what killed you.
Uhm... Yikes.
Uhm... Yikes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You just died, the sixth picture on your camera roll is what killed you.
Uhm... Yikes.
Uhm... Yikes.
Goober and I have been doing bead sprites today! (And the last few days, really.) She wants to do a #Deltarune stop-motion video with them. And yes, she did assemble several of them herself, she's very good at it. (I especially love the NES-styled ones from the game in chapter 3.)
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Goober and I have been doing bead sprites today! (And the last few days, really.) She wants to do a #Deltarune stop-motion video with them. And yes, she did assemble several of them herself, she's very good at it. (I especially love the NES-styled ones from the game in chapter 3.)
Quick doodle for my #invertfest collab. Not a final design, just a concept for "intelligent space spiders descended from modern diving spiders."
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quick doodle for my #invertfest collab. Not a final design, just a concept for "intelligent space spiders descended from modern diving spiders."
Treating the zone i got from @layahimalaya.bsky.social as a coloring book. :D
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Treating the zone i got from @layahimalaya.bsky.social as a coloring book. :D
ASS
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ASS
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
I got a bunch of awesome stickers, bookmarks, etc. from @layahimalaya.bsky.social who is definitely a kindred spirit for having Murderbot, fungi, and epiphytes! I'm treating the epiphyte zine as a coloring book.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I got a bunch of awesome stickers, bookmarks, etc. from @layahimalaya.bsky.social who is definitely a kindred spirit for having Murderbot, fungi, and epiphytes! I'm treating the epiphyte zine as a coloring book.
I don't have as many photos of him as I'd like, we sadly lost him young, but there's a few.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don't have as many photos of him as I'd like, we sadly lost him young, but there's a few.
Had to re-photograph, and the SUN CAME OUT which changed the lighting even given the cardstock in the way. But with a bit of advice from @jordanis.bsky.social who is an excellent photographer, I think I got a near-perfect one.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Had to re-photograph, and the SUN CAME OUT which changed the lighting even given the cardstock in the way. But with a bit of advice from @jordanis.bsky.social who is an excellent photographer, I think I got a near-perfect one.
Experiments with orchid photography.
I love how this came out. Interestingly there is ZERO editing on my part, other than cropping the picture in a bit. The gradient in the background is actually there in reality, I didn't make the middle darker to make the orchid pop. But it does!
I love how this came out. Interestingly there is ZERO editing on my part, other than cropping the picture in a bit. The gradient in the background is actually there in reality, I didn't make the middle darker to make the orchid pop. But it does!
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Experiments with orchid photography.
I love how this came out. Interestingly there is ZERO editing on my part, other than cropping the picture in a bit. The gradient in the background is actually there in reality, I didn't make the middle darker to make the orchid pop. But it does!
I love how this came out. Interestingly there is ZERO editing on my part, other than cropping the picture in a bit. The gradient in the background is actually there in reality, I didn't make the middle darker to make the orchid pop. But it does!
Post a character in vintage/retro fashion
(I re-created a friend's childhood plush as best I could.)
(I re-created a friend's childhood plush as best I could.)
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Post a character in vintage/retro fashion
(I re-created a friend's childhood plush as best I could.)
(I re-created a friend's childhood plush as best I could.)
When I talk about "up to whatever your budget will bear" I'm talking about this kind of thing. I want to make this for myself, probably in minis, otherwise it'd be wall-sized. 650X480, = over 300 "boards" worth of pixels = over $3000 worth of work.
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When I talk about "up to whatever your budget will bear" I'm talking about this kind of thing. I want to make this for myself, probably in minis, otherwise it'd be wall-sized. 650X480, = over 300 "boards" worth of pixels = over $3000 worth of work.