𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳
@spartanofluck.bsky.social
𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝. || @kelly087.bsky.social's fiancé. || 18+, Minor Muns & Muses DNI || PARODY || PFP created by me! Working on sourcing original creator of the Eagle decal in the banner
There are some situations that he finds himself in far more often than he would like... and this is certainly one of them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
There are some situations that he finds himself in far more often than he would like... and this is certainly one of them.
He can't help but smile when she looks at him like that.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He can't help but smile when she looks at him like that.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Sometimes you just need a good sandwich for lunch.
Hopefully @kelly087.bsky.social agrees, because he got her one, too.
Hopefully @kelly087.bsky.social agrees, because he got her one, too.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes you just need a good sandwich for lunch.
Hopefully @kelly087.bsky.social agrees, because he got her one, too.
Hopefully @kelly087.bsky.social agrees, because he got her one, too.
He's got these granola bites for her, high in protein and with a minimal amount of brown sugar mixed in. Enough to be noticeable, but not enough to be overly sweet.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He's got these granola bites for her, high in protein and with a minimal amount of brown sugar mixed in. Enough to be noticeable, but not enough to be overly sweet.
Damn, I'm lookin' good...
October 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Damn, I'm lookin' good...
Belie--
Wait what the fuck why am I a bean.
Wait what the fuck why am I a bean.
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Belie--
Wait what the fuck why am I a bean.
Wait what the fuck why am I a bean.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Would @kelly087.bsky.social like to join him for a picnic? It's been a while since they've done one of these.
He's got the sim all set up for them.
He's got the sim all set up for them.
October 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Would @kelly087.bsky.social like to join him for a picnic? It's been a while since they've done one of these.
He's got the sim all set up for them.
He's got the sim all set up for them.
𝙉𝙤. 𝙒𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
𝙉𝙤. 𝙒𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
September 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Saved you a breakfast burrito from the mess, @kelly087.bsky.social."
September 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Saved you a breakfast burrito from the mess, @kelly087.bsky.social."
September 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
