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Movie bloke. Metal bloke. Suspiciously well-written tool of Deep Woke. Weekly Wackadoo.

38, he/him, Scotland
WRITE THE SITCOM, EWA

THE WORLD NEEDS THIS
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A Predator movie for the MCU/MonsterVerse generation, and I mean that as a compliment.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's not perfect - not all of the humour lands, the odd thing goes underexplained here or overexplained there, and some of the third-act will be a bit too goofy for some, but I had a blast with this one, really enjoyed it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thankfully, it works a charm anyway. The action is all really well-staged, the everything-here-is-trying-to-kill-you planet is a cool setting, the actors (few though they are) all do a great job.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
*(not for plot-faithfulness though, that title still belongs, love it or hate it, to the Branagh/De Niro one)
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If shops can start putting crimbo stuff out in September, then I can damned well keep #SpookySeason2025 running well into November.

LET'S GO GDT YOU MAD SPOOKY BASTARD
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Celebrity Game of Thro-

...I may have misunderstood the question.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh so very much this.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM