david james keaton
@spiderfrog.bsky.social
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by its frogs.
Black Friday sale at @daturabooks.bsky.social. Get 40% off pre-orders of HEADS CLEANER and more...
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Black Friday sale at @daturabooks.bsky.social. Get 40% off pre-orders of HEADS CLEANER and more...
Judging by today's escalation of road raging, all of the disowned exiles, pariahs, ne'er-do-wells, "dead-to-me"s, and other assorted estranged and disreputable layabouts are back in town and ready to party.
Also this bird is being rescued.
Also this bird is being rescued.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Judging by today's escalation of road raging, all of the disowned exiles, pariahs, ne'er-do-wells, "dead-to-me"s, and other assorted estranged and disreputable layabouts are back in town and ready to party.
Also this bird is being rescued.
Also this bird is being rescued.
Don't ever answer the phone in the middle of this night or you might get this.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Don't ever answer the phone in the middle of this night or you might get this.
Pig Iron is back!
"Funny, poetic, and wonderfully colloquial. Humor, aggression, random opinions, and perilous susceptibility to surprising acts of revenge. Blood Meridian but with a refreshing addition of humor."
-Ron Hansen, author of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
"Funny, poetic, and wonderfully colloquial. Humor, aggression, random opinions, and perilous susceptibility to surprising acts of revenge. Blood Meridian but with a refreshing addition of humor."
-Ron Hansen, author of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pig Iron is back!
"Funny, poetic, and wonderfully colloquial. Humor, aggression, random opinions, and perilous susceptibility to surprising acts of revenge. Blood Meridian but with a refreshing addition of humor."
-Ron Hansen, author of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
"Funny, poetic, and wonderfully colloquial. Humor, aggression, random opinions, and perilous susceptibility to surprising acts of revenge. Blood Meridian but with a refreshing addition of humor."
-Ron Hansen, author of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Saw a hawk on a my walk.
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Saw a hawk on a my walk.
New cover reveal and publishing announcement tomorrow. A two for one special, like surf 'n' turf.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
New cover reveal and publishing announcement tomorrow. A two for one special, like surf 'n' turf.
Came home to find signs of alien activity on my deck.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Came home to find signs of alien activity on my deck.
this Kraken's crackin'
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this Kraken's crackin'
Someone at the Goodwill sorted all the books by color. Impressed by the effort, kind of annoyed how impossible it is to find anything.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Someone at the Goodwill sorted all the books by color. Impressed by the effort, kind of annoyed how impossible it is to find anything.
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie.
Trying to get groceries but mesmerized by this incredible mural.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trying to get groceries but mesmerized by this incredible mural.
Reviewers! Head Cleaner is on NetGalley for everybody now. NetGalley UK too.
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reviewers! Head Cleaner is on NetGalley for everybody now. NetGalley UK too.
Marine biologist leading the whale watching tour: "And these fish and birds feed on the same thing as the whales. Which is..."
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Marine biologist leading the whale watching tour: "And these fish and birds feed on the same thing as the whales. Which is..."
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
When you show up to daycare for the pickup a little too early or a little too late.
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you show up to daycare for the pickup a little too early or a little too late.
What did this ball do?
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What did this ball do?
Whoa! Came all the way from London but ended up on the porch at our old house for weeks before it found its way home like a lost cat. Looks amazing. Foil stamping to make stuff jump. Never had a book this fancy before! Get yer pizza fingers all over it. Thanks, @daturabooks.bsky.social!
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whoa! Came all the way from London but ended up on the porch at our old house for weeks before it found its way home like a lost cat. Looks amazing. Foil stamping to make stuff jump. Never had a book this fancy before! Get yer pizza fingers all over it. Thanks, @daturabooks.bsky.social!
Bought some LONG GRAPES by mistake. I can't do it. Maybe I'll hand them out for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bought some LONG GRAPES by mistake. I can't do it. Maybe I'll hand them out for Halloween.
Get the book @sgj.bsky.social compared to Canterbury Tales AND Hot Tub Time Machine
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Get the book @sgj.bsky.social compared to Canterbury Tales AND Hot Tub Time Machine
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
HEAD CLEANER is now on NetGalley for private distribution, so if you're a reviewer and would like that private link, let me know in a message or the comments here. I also have eARCSs for reviewers I can send you directly.
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
HEAD CLEANER is now on NetGalley for private distribution, so if you're a reviewer and would like that private link, let me know in a message or the comments here. I also have eARCSs for reviewers I can send you directly.
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!