Spidergravy
@spidergravy.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, reader.
ADHD, autism, hot air balloonist, glass artist. Mostly tired, generally cheerful.
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ADHD, autism, hot air balloonist, glass artist. Mostly tired, generally cheerful.
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Spidergravy
@spidergravy.bsky.social
· Apr 26
When using a public toilet I always try to get out as quickly as possible without touching anything. Never have I wondered what anyone else’s genitals looked like while doing that. Trans rights are human rights.
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It's also: you don't know who is going to become what. A society more confident in itself would believe a little bit more in its ability to make anyone thrive and give back.
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It's also: you don't know who is going to become what. A society more confident in itself would believe a little bit more in its ability to make anyone thrive and give back.
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
May 3, 2024 at 10:25 AM
For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
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Just been informed there are only four more of these in stock at the printers! I may have to dig into my personal stock if demand is high…
Bravo to @quantick.bsky.social and @christhebarker.bsky.social for this amazing, funny Work Of Art which arrived in the post this morning. Even the postman was laughing. That might have been because of my trousers.
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just been informed there are only four more of these in stock at the printers! I may have to dig into my personal stock if demand is high…
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Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
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I made a tiny game for PicoSteveMo with @dicey.bsky.social !
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
King Stephen by dicey
Thou shalt play as his majesty.
dicey.itch.io
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I made a tiny game for PicoSteveMo with @dicey.bsky.social !
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
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Looks like Father Christmas has got his advent sorted
December 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Looks like Father Christmas has got his advent sorted
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Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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look, the people in homes worth £2million or more are just going to have to cut back on lattes and netflix
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
look, the people in homes worth £2million or more are just going to have to cut back on lattes and netflix
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the reason i know i'm going to hell is that last night in chat a friend explained that with headphone jacks every millimeter (mm) decreases the loss and i replied "are you sure" after spending 30 minutes making this:
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the reason i know i'm going to hell is that last night in chat a friend explained that with headphone jacks every millimeter (mm) decreases the loss and i replied "are you sure" after spending 30 minutes making this:
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Just taken delivery of the rather special cards I’ll be signing that everyone who orders a Sgt Pepper book before Christmas will be getting in advance of the book. You can gift it or keep it with the book. Up to you.
Still 5 days left to get it on the Kickstarter:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
Still 5 days left to get it on the Kickstarter:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just taken delivery of the rather special cards I’ll be signing that everyone who orders a Sgt Pepper book before Christmas will be getting in advance of the book. You can gift it or keep it with the book. Up to you.
Still 5 days left to get it on the Kickstarter:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
Still 5 days left to get it on the Kickstarter:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
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And finally, today, one year after launching my first LGBTree pride pin to help fund transition, I'm launching another tree!
This time the trees are decorated for Christmas as part of my winter pin drop!
canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
This time the trees are decorated for Christmas as part of my winter pin drop!
canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And finally, today, one year after launching my first LGBTree pride pin to help fund transition, I'm launching another tree!
This time the trees are decorated for Christmas as part of my winter pin drop!
canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
This time the trees are decorated for Christmas as part of my winter pin drop!
canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
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You like fish? You like sex? You like Christmas? Then allow me to be the first to wish you a…
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You like fish? You like sex? You like Christmas? Then allow me to be the first to wish you a…
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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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This is lovely
Em Waloyo Yamoni” is more than a song. It’s a prayer. A heartbeat. A bridge between worlds. African rhythms rise like ancient memories… Classical harmonies answer like a cathedral of light. And somewhere between the drums and the violins,
Em Waloyo Yamoni” is more than a song. It’s a prayer. A heartbeat. A bridge between worlds. African rhythms rise like ancient memories… Classical harmonies answer like a cathedral of light. And somewhere between the drums and the violins,
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is lovely
Em Waloyo Yamoni” is more than a song. It’s a prayer. A heartbeat. A bridge between worlds. African rhythms rise like ancient memories… Classical harmonies answer like a cathedral of light. And somewhere between the drums and the violins,
Em Waloyo Yamoni” is more than a song. It’s a prayer. A heartbeat. A bridge between worlds. African rhythms rise like ancient memories… Classical harmonies answer like a cathedral of light. And somewhere between the drums and the violins,
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She's been dropping little hints for *weeks*. "My car needs some screen-wash", "You still haven't sorted my screen-wash out", and, "As I've done all the housework, by myself… again, could you get off your fat lazy arse and fill up my screen-wash?"
A good husband spots these things.
A good husband spots these things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
She's been dropping little hints for *weeks*. "My car needs some screen-wash", "You still haven't sorted my screen-wash out", and, "As I've done all the housework, by myself… again, could you get off your fat lazy arse and fill up my screen-wash?"
A good husband spots these things.
A good husband spots these things.
Happy weekend everyone
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy weekend everyone