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Chris
@spinningturn.bsky.social
6’3” if it matters / 📍chicago
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thirst trapping as much as humanly possible until I head home for Thanksgiving
I’ve always hated my smile because of how stained my teeth were but I got whitening done at the dentist’s office and now look at them glow 😭🥹😭🥹😭
March 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Suzie toot doing the Charleston to woman’s world” would put a Victorian child into a coma
March 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
hiiii Bluesky what’s the TEAAAAA
March 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
hiiiiiii
March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
do I cut or keep getting bigger idk idk
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It was leg day :) does my ass look good :)
March 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
flop pokemon presents showing

but please give tepig an evolution that is literally anything other than regular emboar PLEASE
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
date 3 with the world’s straightest gay man tonight. highlights include:
-owning a pickup truck
-enjoying golf with his bros
-has watched one episode of “rupauls”
February 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Rate my back progress bloomfs
February 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
had a bad mental day but I got home to my couch and I am very cozy right now :3
February 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sick and rotting on the couch today
February 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
something so sinister about sam star… where was she on january 6th
February 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
happy Friday bloomfies I think I’m getting sick again 🙁
February 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
so many butts today omg 😵‍💫
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
sunburns are peeling I’m going to jump
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Blizzy just single handedly took down maylene’s lucario ijbol
Not watching the game but replaying brilliant diamond and naming my budew blizzy
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
worked hard to feel good in a swimsuit the last few years and baby we did it!!
February 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
finally home and in bed which means rot starts NOW
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
good morning boyfriends how are we feeling
February 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reposted by Chris
Pretend I am not sunburned
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pretend I am not sunburned
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
president’s club trip being at an all inclusive resort on Valentine’s Day is so funny because now I just get to people everyone here on their honeymoons
February 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m a man of my word
February 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
GOOD MORNING KINGDOM 🧡🩷
February 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
in a jacuzzi bath with a Coke Zero I love my life
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM