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MorbalLord Spite🔞

@spitefulmurkrow.bsky.social

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I procrastinate way too much D; Warning: incredibly weird Age:27 Don't Interact if you are below 18 All toony shenanigans will be tagged as "Suggestive" https://www.furaffinity.net/user/spitefulmurkrow/ #Flattening #Inflation

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MorbalLord Spite🔞 @spitefulmurkrow.bsky.social · Oct 20

If you see a post with "Alts" ask if you want to see a specific Alt, I don't want to flood anyone's timeline with the same blend with a different character

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Trinity Fate LXII @trinityfate62.bsky.social · 23h

Gotta stay limber with proper stretches

done for Vulfox

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hot, unobtainable chess-playing wife @merlinbird.zip · 1d

little critter...

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Zecret (Comms Open) @zecretcolors.bsky.social · 18h

cyan owl. comm for Letzo_Jr

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Calem Cotton 🥞 @whimsicalem.bsky.social · 18h

Pancaked Luma ⭐🥞

#Flattening #平面化 #Transformation

Patreon commission for The Fire Yoshi with his Luma OC Nabeelee squashed flat.

You have to be careful in using those launch star hoops, if one is not aimed correctly, it can launch you right towards a nearby wall with a powerful splat!

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 18h

Squishtober 08 - Factory

I really need to learn not to get distracted and walk under giant pistons at work... Can someone give me a hand? I'm feeling a little flat @~@

At least I'm wearing hi-vis clothing, I'll definitely be found... right?

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and neon-yellow striped hi-vis sleeves and thigh-highs, and a yellow hardhat with a neon-yellow hi-vis paw sticker on one side.
She's been flattened out into a wide sheet under a huge, heavy piston, left to stick to the ground in the smashing zone. Her body is contorted, and spread out like dough.
She also bears a surprised expression.

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Stupid Stoat @apptextures.bsky.social · 23h

Pouch tries and fails to use an air tank. Even neanderthal cats get curious! For @mizuriba.bsky.social

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MorbalLord Spite🔞 @spitefulmurkrow.bsky.social · 1d

The urge to say what's been on my mind for years is strong but not as strong as my desire to not be a burden

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ZipZap @zipzapdidthat.bsky.social · 1d

🏃+🌕=🎈🐺?

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MorbalLord Spite🔞 @spitefulmurkrow.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao imagine being a FLAT Pokemon, couldn't be me uvu

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toonygoathell @toonygoathell.bsky.social · Oct 22

pokemon flattening :)

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Jasper Fox @redfuchs.bsky.social · 2d

Still needing help with staying afloat. Any boosting is appreciated. 🙏

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Zecret (Comms Open) @zecretcolors.bsky.social · 1d

big leaf. Banana Archen. comm for @nidofy.bsky.social

#pokemonart #pokemon

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 1d

Squishtober 07 - Clay

I love spending time with you, and I am happy you're getting into new hobbies, @jineko.bsky.social, but surely you could have just bought some clay at a craft supply store? @////@
You look cute in my glasses, though... >////>

#squishing #toon #furry
#shaping #Squishtober25

Jineko, wearing Keelva's black and purple witches' hat and glasses, leaning over a pottery wheel and shaping a pile of brown, orange and cream colored clay.
The clay is actually Keelva herself, mushed, kneaded and squished until she's been reduced to a vaguely Keelva colored pile, perfect to turn into a nice vase, or some such.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · May 31

The "Quad C" in the #MushsageParlour is where these toon towels were meant to be sent if they were sized properly...

#FurryArt #Flattening

Calescent Cubby-hole of Coiled Clients

Two masseurs, an arctic fox and white rat hold two flattened and rolled up toons in their arms, and a towel.

"Enjoy the Quad C Fellas!...And Lady~" Ethan the fox says whilst holding Cassie who happily replies, "Bring on the steam!"
"Right on!" Ethan answers.
The rat, Nebz adds, "We'll yank ya'll out in uh...two hours? That cool?"
"Mhmmp!" Neil responds, before being cast to the shadow realm and replaced with Frosti.

Panel 2:
The three coiled toons sit in the cubby holes, their rolled flat edges facing the audience.
"Mrmm~" Niel purrs.
"This sucks!" Pockets whines, because he doesn't have Pouch yet.

Panel 3:
Neil is being worn by buff dark furred panther as a towel, his face wrapped over his rump. Cassie and Neil are fully formed flat figures walking together, arm on Neil's shoulder and hand curled before her chest. Cassie looks to Neil with worry and Neil smirks non-chalant, hand on his hip as he saunters.

"Neil, where did Pockets go?"
"Ehh, he left early! Don't sweat it, Cassie." He replies.

"....Guys?! HELP!" Pockets whimpers from the background, unheard and doomed to never see Neil ever again after this event. Neil probably melted in a cubbyhole or ended up a perma towel.

"Huh, guess he really didn't like the spa!" Cassie whimpers.
"Riiight? Oh well!" Neil laughs, happily walking off stage to make way for new toons.

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Mizu @mizuriba.bsky.social · 1d

I love squishing this cartoon bunny

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Abcfoolery🔞 @abcfoolery.bsky.social · 1d

Commission for anonymous 🛹

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 6d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

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MorbalLord Spite🔞 @spitefulmurkrow.bsky.social · 1d

Shaking too hard results in the loss of said feathers

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Xhhy @xhhy17.bsky.social · 1d

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Spoon but Spooky 👻 @hungryspoon.bsky.social · 3d

(actual) day 5 is a golden macaw #flocktober 💛

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さんちょうたん @y2-summit-tf.bsky.social · 4d

ぺらっぺらになっちゃったね？？

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 5d

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Carly or that wierd fox @witchywitchdraw.bsky.social · 1d

Smugness leads to a swelled head~

Happy I was able to draw and bully this dork again

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Vaernoty @vaernoty.bsky.social · 2d

Day 5: Fold
#Squishtober25
Some grumpy wolf was folded into a cute origami fox

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Ruffle-my-LEGO @rufflemutt.bsky.social · Sep 2

On my secondary account which is more #art focus, I’m offering #commissions. Just look for the pinned tweet on @wolfdogf.bsky.social

I offer flat colors to shading, mini comics (four or so panels) to even con badges. Just shoot me a DM to either here or my other account negotiate a price. #artist

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