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The sound a sock full of custard makes when it hits wet cement...
Your
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"LEADER HAS THE AUTHORITY OF A WET SOCK FORGOTTEN IN THE SODDEN GRASS"
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Is absolute gold...
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And sums up the situation perfectly.
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Sadly because the opposition is so pathetic Labor is getting away being slack.
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Thank the stars for the Independants and the Greens.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I find it so cute, that so many of you, think, that you, will actually have the midterms elections...
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It's almost as if you think you live in a democracy...
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So she voted for a rapist paedophile over voting for a woman who might have actually acted...
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Wow...
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With delusions like this, there is no hope for the USA = Let's welcome the New Kingdom of Gilead.
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All will be good under King Piggie's eye.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The funny thing is if you oppose a mine or gas project you are considered a terrorist by theses same folk that oppose a legitimate expansion...
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Talk about hypocrisy...
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As someone who was a casualty of the Abbott era CSIRO job cuts, I find it wry, that climate resilience is now a priority area, given that it was, in 2015, an annoyance that needed to be silenced.
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CSIRO routinely cuts strong green wood along with the dead wood.
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Think of it more as a topiary.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
#auspol
Why does anyone give any serious consideration to Australian Liberal Party.
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They have lost it, big time.
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They are not, by any measure, a viable alternative government.
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If they were trying to represent Australia, there would be more women.
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And they wouldn't be listening to Sky.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by splat
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Charlie
Charlie who?
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk who?
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It will charge by the rules, most likly prepaid and won't rip you off.
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have oft fantasied that if I won lotto, i would buy a bobcat and a block of land and just move dirt arround.
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Well if they want to be eternaly an irrelevant minor party, always in opposition or on the cross bench - they picked the right horse...
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I have popcorn...
And a comfy chair...
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I wish they would televise the party room meetings...
October 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM