Your neighborhood autism creature
@splumpi.bsky.social
25, she/they, tired as hell, trying to survive the regime. Aspiring to be the unemployed friend on a Tuesday.
Transmascs welcome, LGBTQ friendly, never Newsom
No AI slop or minors
Transmascs welcome, LGBTQ friendly, never Newsom
No AI slop or minors
Thaaaaat's a war crime, hun.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Thaaaaat's a war crime, hun.
She doesn't look a day over 5!
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
She doesn't look a day over 5!
Hell yeah
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hell yeah
If this wasn't my only option for MSG for miles I would be getting those giant plastic sacks of it
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
If this wasn't my only option for MSG for miles I would be getting those giant plastic sacks of it
So THAT'S the market that benefits from Americans being illiterate
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
So THAT'S the market that benefits from Americans being illiterate
He was also Yoshikage Kira in ASB until they got the anime cast to redo it all
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He was also Yoshikage Kira in ASB until they got the anime cast to redo it all
There's gotta be like, some story in the Bible about a guy who care about the people around him until the issues affected him.
...wait, that's just Exodus.
...wait, that's just Exodus.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There's gotta be like, some story in the Bible about a guy who care about the people around him until the issues affected him.
...wait, that's just Exodus.
...wait, that's just Exodus.
Which shoppers though?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Which shoppers though?
Erika would 100% drink absinthe bombs, if not Jeagerbombs
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Erika would 100% drink absinthe bombs, if not Jeagerbombs
I would use it to get stuff we've been needing in the home for a whilel, like proper cleaning supplies. Once our needs were met, I would use it to support small businesses. I know a few arts and crafts shops that could use it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I would use it to get stuff we've been needing in the home for a whilel, like proper cleaning supplies. Once our needs were met, I would use it to support small businesses. I know a few arts and crafts shops that could use it.
I don't think it's weird to say this is the kinda hairstyle I'd wanna have, too!
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I don't think it's weird to say this is the kinda hairstyle I'd wanna have, too!
You CANNOT just pull up the thinking chair like that
a cartoon character says no i ain 't old
ALT: a cartoon character says no i ain 't old
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You CANNOT just pull up the thinking chair like that
I'm sure the mess is 100% worth it
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm sure the mess is 100% worth it
Addendum to 1 - it's a 50 dollar tech demo anyways, who's paying 50 bucks for a tech demo?
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Addendum to 1 - it's a 50 dollar tech demo anyways, who's paying 50 bucks for a tech demo?
Well, Russia and the US do have ONE things in common, if nothing else.
Getting their asses handed to them by armed civilians
Getting their asses handed to them by armed civilians
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Well, Russia and the US do have ONE things in common, if nothing else.
Getting their asses handed to them by armed civilians
Getting their asses handed to them by armed civilians
Honestly, they're braver than marines
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Honestly, they're braver than marines
I just don't feel like going on a trip to a war-torn naation and getting a photo of kids actively dying or something. It feels so wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just don't feel like going on a trip to a war-torn naation and getting a photo of kids actively dying or something. It feels so wrong.
Both groups experience things more than the other, but I agree that what matters is that we're all people conservatives don't like, so we need to like...knock it off with the infighting.
My bro just wants to be acknowledged due to that invisibility/erasure.
My bro just wants to be acknowledged due to that invisibility/erasure.
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Both groups experience things more than the other, but I agree that what matters is that we're all people conservatives don't like, so we need to like...knock it off with the infighting.
My bro just wants to be acknowledged due to that invisibility/erasure.
My bro just wants to be acknowledged due to that invisibility/erasure.