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@spookyevilone.bsky.social
They/them
Human-shaped preying mantis. Probably a figment of your imagination.
Human-shaped preying mantis. Probably a figment of your imagination.
Now we have an airplane seat for Smollest and I don't have to panic if we wind up having to gate check it. We also bought an Englacha Uptown Rider for Smol and confirmed it works hooked to a Doona. Smol loves his 'bike' and it's going to make travel through airports so much easier.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Now we have an airplane seat for Smollest and I don't have to panic if we wind up having to gate check it. We also bought an Englacha Uptown Rider for Smol and confirmed it works hooked to a Doona. Smol loves his 'bike' and it's going to make travel through airports so much easier.
The difference an overdye can make. The branding sticker took a beating but I don't care about that. We bought this one at a garage sale for $15. It's a $650 stroller and through a complete comedy of whatthefuckery we now have 3 of them.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The difference an overdye can make. The branding sticker took a beating but I don't care about that. We bought this one at a garage sale for $15. It's a $650 stroller and through a complete comedy of whatthefuckery we now have 3 of them.
Inside union station walks a pretty little birb.
Yes of course I fed him and tried to see if I could lead him out but he's not stupid, he's warm and there is food here.
Yes of course I fed him and tried to see if I could lead him out but he's not stupid, he's warm and there is food here.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Inside union station walks a pretty little birb.
Yes of course I fed him and tried to see if I could lead him out but he's not stupid, he's warm and there is food here.
Yes of course I fed him and tried to see if I could lead him out but he's not stupid, he's warm and there is food here.
As promised, a new picture of my favourite blorp. Wispurr remains no thoughts, only vibes. @seananmcguire.bsky.social @binkenstein.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
As promised, a new picture of my favourite blorp. Wispurr remains no thoughts, only vibes. @seananmcguire.bsky.social @binkenstein.bsky.social
Tooka, too, is baby.
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tooka, too, is baby.
This is the opposite of normal isopod behaviours. My Ember Bees do it, and they also come to stare at me when the office light comes on. My other... several... species are 'boxes of dirt', where you don't see them until you flip a log over.
Did I mention that Sakuras are pink?
Did I mention that Sakuras are pink?
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is the opposite of normal isopod behaviours. My Ember Bees do it, and they also come to stare at me when the office light comes on. My other... several... species are 'boxes of dirt', where you don't see them until you flip a log over.
Did I mention that Sakuras are pink?
Did I mention that Sakuras are pink?
When you're scanning the news and spot what you think is a @chucktingle.bsky.social book.. only it isn't.
Yet.
Yet.
September 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When you're scanning the news and spot what you think is a @chucktingle.bsky.social book.. only it isn't.
Yet.
Yet.
I won't put their faces on the unfiltered internet, but this is safe enough. Smollest's hand on mine.
September 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I won't put their faces on the unfiltered internet, but this is safe enough. Smollest's hand on mine.
AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME RN FR FR
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME RN FR FR
Uhhhh.. @seananmcguire.bsky.social? Does Flix owe you royalties? I quite seriously thought this was for Wayward Children but apparently not..?
September 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Uhhhh.. @seananmcguire.bsky.social? Does Flix owe you royalties? I quite seriously thought this was for Wayward Children but apparently not..?
Speaking of @seananmcguire.bsky.social .. we are at a zoo today and they have both these beauts and also black headed swans
August 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Speaking of @seananmcguire.bsky.social .. we are at a zoo today and they have both these beauts and also black headed swans
Tooka, too, is baby. We're trying to transition Smol to a big boy bed and she's appropriated it. Yes, that's a full size crib mattress and yes she really takes up more than half of it. Maine Coon are big
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Tooka, too, is baby. We're trying to transition Smol to a big boy bed and she's appropriated it. Yes, that's a full size crib mattress and yes she really takes up more than half of it. Maine Coon are big
I use the Temu brand of these because I wasn't sure they'd work for me but they work really well. I have skinny heels and wide Flintstone fronts so I've been wearing boys sneakers. These keep them from doing that flip flop slip off my foot thing. They're silicone heel cups.
July 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I use the Temu brand of these because I wasn't sure they'd work for me but they work really well. I have skinny heels and wide Flintstone fronts so I've been wearing boys sneakers. These keep them from doing that flip flop slip off my foot thing. They're silicone heel cups.
They're hard to keep. They're slow to breed. They have small broods.
ALL LIES! THIS IS THE THIRD SPAWNING AND THERE'S LIKE FIFTY OF THE LITTLE SHITS /AGAIN/ AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I CAN SEE. I'm going to have to split the tank again and I just did that last week.
ALL LIES! THIS IS THE THIRD SPAWNING AND THERE'S LIKE FIFTY OF THE LITTLE SHITS /AGAIN/ AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I CAN SEE. I'm going to have to split the tank again and I just did that last week.
July 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They're hard to keep. They're slow to breed. They have small broods.
ALL LIES! THIS IS THE THIRD SPAWNING AND THERE'S LIKE FIFTY OF THE LITTLE SHITS /AGAIN/ AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I CAN SEE. I'm going to have to split the tank again and I just did that last week.
ALL LIES! THIS IS THE THIRD SPAWNING AND THERE'S LIKE FIFTY OF THE LITTLE SHITS /AGAIN/ AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I CAN SEE. I'm going to have to split the tank again and I just did that last week.
I love these ridiculous expensive bugs, and apparently I'm doing ok with their habitat since they're growing and molting regularly. These are Ember Bee isopods. They look like fire and are just joy.
July 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love these ridiculous expensive bugs, and apparently I'm doing ok with their habitat since they're growing and molting regularly. These are Ember Bee isopods. They look like fire and are just joy.
To the asshole in the grocery who saw my faded hair and asked if it was supposed to be "a transvestite flag" - it wasn't, but it sure is now. Hope to see you again real soon so I can tell you to fuck off twice!
June 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
To the asshole in the grocery who saw my faded hair and asked if it was supposed to be "a transvestite flag" - it wasn't, but it sure is now. Hope to see you again real soon so I can tell you to fuck off twice!
Tell me it's fake tea flavourings without saying the word fake.
It's not good.
It's not good.
May 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tell me it's fake tea flavourings without saying the word fake.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Me: Oh, this is cute. Huh. Ewan's brother's more attractive than he is. He kind of looks like you, honey.
Himself: So what you're saying is that I'm more attractive than Ewan McGregor.
Me: Yes.
Twuw Wuv. Facts, though.
Himself: So what you're saying is that I'm more attractive than Ewan McGregor.
Me: Yes.
Twuw Wuv. Facts, though.
May 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: Oh, this is cute. Huh. Ewan's brother's more attractive than he is. He kind of looks like you, honey.
Himself: So what you're saying is that I'm more attractive than Ewan McGregor.
Me: Yes.
Twuw Wuv. Facts, though.
Himself: So what you're saying is that I'm more attractive than Ewan McGregor.
Me: Yes.
Twuw Wuv. Facts, though.
Found at my local Asian market. Product of China. Grapefruit and Green Bamboo Pepsi.
Does not taste of grapefruit at all, but there's some citrus flavour that reminds me of citron, and a sweet floral note for the bamboo. It's not bad. Wouldn't go out of my way to buy it again at $3/bottle tho.
Does not taste of grapefruit at all, but there's some citrus flavour that reminds me of citron, and a sweet floral note for the bamboo. It's not bad. Wouldn't go out of my way to buy it again at $3/bottle tho.
May 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Found at my local Asian market. Product of China. Grapefruit and Green Bamboo Pepsi.
Does not taste of grapefruit at all, but there's some citrus flavour that reminds me of citron, and a sweet floral note for the bamboo. It's not bad. Wouldn't go out of my way to buy it again at $3/bottle tho.
Does not taste of grapefruit at all, but there's some citrus flavour that reminds me of citron, and a sweet floral note for the bamboo. It's not bad. Wouldn't go out of my way to buy it again at $3/bottle tho.
Looks better on me than it did on the Dutch Disasterpants:)
April 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Looks better on me than it did on the Dutch Disasterpants:)
Smol #2 has entered the chat.
March 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Smol #2 has entered the chat.