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@spookyfox.bsky.social
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cryptid, crafter, tea enthusiast ✷ he/they ✷ 🔞

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• I mostly RT art and things I think should be shared

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Photo of Tango, a shiba inu, standing on the sofa looking at me with a large plush deer toy (which has been largely destuffed) hanging from her mouth like she just retrieved a duck Photo of Tango curled up on a plush grey blanket and using the deer plush as a pillow, with her arm and chin resting on it Photo of the massive side eye I got for trying to sneakily take photos of her being cute
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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She is an absolute gremlin but then she does shit like this
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Finally catching up on Bob’s Burgers and did they. did they really canonize the throuple. I might cry. This show is such a little shimmering light in a dark universe
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Pictured: a salmon thief

Not pictured: any remorse
Merlin, a white cat with black van-style markings (black ears, asymmetrical “cap” on his head, splotches on his back, and a black tail) and green eyes, looking up from a round scratcher cat bed The same cat looking up while rubbing his face on the cardboard and begging for pets (that he doesn’t deserve) Yet another photo of the same cat, this time stretched out so I will scratch his head Final photo of the same cat curled in the cat scratcher looking content while I massage his head
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I was like why is Evan qting someone with the transphobe la—oh lmao

Also I fully subscribe to your theory
Screenshot of the header of the quoted post showing the New York Times account with the following labels applied: enbyphobia, transmisogyny, transphobia (general)
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Crayola will be rereleasing select retired colors for a limited time, including the fan favorites Vermilion, Scheele’s Green, Lead White, Mummy Brown, and Uranium Orange.
Product photo of three Crayola limited edition products, all 8 counts: crayons, colored pencils, and markers. THIS POST IS A JOKE BTW
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

lotta bangers that year but you know I have a bias
album art for eve6’s horrorscope featuring a comic-style illustration of a woman with blue hair and wearing what appears to be a metal pauldron holding a finger to her lips
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Upon further review of the evidence, what appeared to be a giant spider turned out to be two smaller spiders. We apologize for disseminating misinformation.
Photograph of two plush dog toys, a medium-sized fluffy spider that has clearly been well-loved (named Archie) and a smaller, newer-looking spider with much shorter pile fur (sadly unnamed).
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Me: Tango just ran inside with a giant spider in her mouth

My victims: 😱

Me: (trollface)
Photo of Tango, a Shiba Inu, standing on the back of the sofa with a large purple and black spider PLUSHIE in her mouth
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Someone local posted this on Facebook Marketplace and my immediate thought was “nightmare blunt rotation”
A photo from a Facebook Marketplace listing of five “Elf on the Shelf” style dolls (fabric dolls with rectangular bodies, long limbs, and plastic heads). From left to right: pink-attired Elf on the Shelf (I am absolutely not checking to see if they have names), Snoop on the Stoop, the Grinch, Donald Fucking Trump I’m Not Even Kidding, and the classic red-attired Elf on the Shelf
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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There should be more non-dessert dishes topped with toasted marshmallows
Norman Rockwell’s 1943 painting “Freedom of Speech,” depicting a white blue-collar man in plaid shirt and work jacket with dirty hands standing to voice his opinion at a town hall meeting, surrounded by a seated, white crowd that appears to be largely white-collar workers in colored shirts and ties
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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This is a renaissance painting
Overhead photo of me lying on the couch with my legs bent awkwardly because Tango (a Shiba Inu) is lying in the V of my legs with her face on my knee, while Merlin (a white cat with black van markings and splotches) is melted across my lap and hanging off the couch.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Someone run this through an ai detector because those feathers are wack
Official graphic downloaded from war.gov of the “Department of War” seal with an eagle that looks like the badly vectorized design of something freehanded by a tattoo artist’s apprentice after a few beers
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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For some reason it is very funny to me (and not at aaaall aggravating) how the ways people mispronounce my name are captured perfectly by Apple’s voicemail transcriptions
Screenshot of a voicemail transcription: “This is Pathology Consultants, calling with an important message regarding your balance for Keon [Redacted]. Please ask Keon…” Screenshot of a voicemail transcription: “…remind Cayenne [Redacted] that you have an appointment on Tuesday, November 4th, 2025 scheduled for 230 PM with [Redacted]…”
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Why does she have to crouch awkwardly like a feral child
Photo of a sashige (sable) red Shiba “sitting” on an ottoman except her butt isn’t quite touching and she is hunched forward to eat out of a small dish so she just looks ridiculous tbh
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Is it even Halloween if you’re not hot glueing things directly to your house?
Photograph of my house at night, a one story house with tall pointed peaks, a pink-grey brick facade and teal shutters. The mailbox is decorated to look like a crypt or stone tonm with two crows perched on top and a ghost hanging from it. The garage has a silhouetted design (cut from a solid sheet of magnetic material) of a spooky tree, wood with glowing red LED eyes, and a wrought iron fence with a sinister jack o’lantern impaled on it. The street lamp has a jack o lantern over the glass lamp. The downstairs windows has a glowing spiderweb. More glowing lights can be seen along the walkway and the front porch is glowing red. Normally I have purple black lights on the carriage lights but they were dead and I don’t get around to buying new ones. :( Closer photo of the front of the house with the jack o’lantern street lamp in the foreground and the wolf on the garage door to one side. The mulched flowerbed alongside the path is a cemetery full of glowing tombstones and illuminated carved pumpkins (foam cray pumpkins - all carved by me over the years 🖤). Photo of the path leading up to the front door. Clear panels of acrylic etched with scenes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion line the path, with three stacked glowing jack o lanterns at the enclave. A table is along the side of the house draped in a spiderweb tablecloth. Glowing spider lights hang over the doorway in the alcove. Closer photo of the table. An illuminated sign reading “Happy Halloween” hangs above and an animated yowling black cat with glowing green eyes (which is 50% off already at Target FYI but also fuck Target) sits surrounded by a bowl of dum dums, a coffin-shaped tray of non-candy treats (mini notepads etc), and a wooden serving tray full of assorted candy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Wow I guess it’s true men in the 70’s looked like women
Newspaper photo of a large crowd watching a ma on the stage at an early Star Trek convention, possibly even the first in 1976 at the Statler-Hilton Hotel in NY. Even though the resolution is not great you can still easily make out many female-presenting individuals. Black and white photo of the 1976 fan convention wit a throng of fans getting autographs at a table, though the cast member is only the back of the head shot so not sure who it is. Anyway several female-presenting faces are in the crowds including what looks very much like an excited young woman right at the table, but I guess I must be mistaken because what are the odds of that. Photo from a 70’s Star Trek convention of a group of about 10 fans on a stage in costumes; several of them might be mistaken for women because they look exactly like them. Photo from the first recorded Star Trek fan event, Newark Public Library's "Star Trek Convention" on March 1st, 1969. Organized by two fans with mysteriously fem-sounding names, Sherna Comerford and Devra Langsam and attended by some 300 fans. Around 16 individuals are in the photo and the vast majority are female-presenting. Curious.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I only laugh just to keep from weeping.
Photograph of the East Wing of the Whire House being demolished by heavy machinery on October 20th, 2025. Someone has photoshopped a “Spirit Halloween coming soon” banner onto the building.
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I feel like this is the story of our lives tho?
Screenshot of the original post except “grilled cheese sandwich” has been blacked out and replaced with new text, such that the post now reads “I want a [fill in the blank] so bad but I don’t want to make it”
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I know a lot of people rail about block lists (mostly people who have been put on one) and their potential for abuse/manipulation but I continue to be a big fan
Screenshot of the newly verified Bluesky account “whitehouse-47.bsky.social” (because who would expect the White House to have its own domain ig?) showing that it has already been blocked for me by the list “Right wing propaganda and their followers” Screenshot of the newly verified Bluesky account “homelandgov.bsky.social” showing that it has already been blocked for me by the list “Right wing propaganda and their followers”
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Fear Below (2024)
Screenshot of a letterboxed review by user ZityGoneCrazy, who gave the film just two stars: i just hate it when sharks appear in my local river to guard lost mafia treasure
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Don’t Turn Out the Lights (2023)
Screenshot of a Letterboxed review by user Dom, who gives the film 1 star: I could NOT tell you what this movie was about, but there was a very silly scene where a guy hits a racist with a vibrator
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Screenshot of a Letterboxed review by user ndc32002, who awarded the film 2½ stars: another entry in the paul rudd bad dad cinematic universe
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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What if for every horror film I watch this month instead of my own thoughts I just share my favourite Letterboxed review?

Here’s The Substance (2024):
Screenshot of a Letterboxed review by a user named “Griffin” who marked the film “loved” but did not give it a star rating: Many people warned me how disturbing the body horror imagery gets by the end of the film. NO ONE WARNED ME THAT THE *OPENING SHOT* IS A TRULY REVOLTING CLOSE-UP OF AN EGG.
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Tiny jetsetter
Photo of a mint-colored “Pin for Love” mini labubu in front of a plane window, with the winding Mississippi River below Photo of the same mini labubu in front of an airport window with a United-branded Boeing 737-800 visible in he background Photo of the mini labubu contained in a small clear bag to protect him from the dirty dirty world Photo of the mini labubu in front of a red and white biplane, a Alexander Eaglerock Model A-14, hanging from a skylight in the Denver airport
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM