The Hulk except he’s just some accordionist from Brooklyn who just wants to get through the day

Wanna write a They Might Be Giants cartoon with a running gag where Linnell will just pick up really heavy stuff up and move it. But he only does this for like really small things like he needs to cross the road so he stops a car about to hit him and throws it and it goes flying

i saw someone somewhere else mention how like. It’s crazy how JL could lift up an entire deer carcass but then someone else mentioned he plays like a ton of heavy instruments and is probably secretly very strong. That’s just really funny to me for some reason

imagine if ai were a self-powered cube that you tell "What if the president were a member of KISS?" and shake like an 8-ball and the mist clears to show your stupid bullshit. it gets so hot that it scalds your hands. everyone stops using it on december 27

Gather round, ye survivors of the second apocalypse, and let me tell you a tale from the old times.

There was a sweet bread pocket, with the head of a fearsome beast, and it shot across the night sky, moaning its warning:

"Nya nya, nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya"