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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
Cheats dinner: packet ramen with stir fry veg
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Cheats dinner: packet ramen with stir fry veg
Spinach and ricotta tortellini with a home-made tomato, bacon and cream cheese (no mascapone) sauce
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Spinach and ricotta tortellini with a home-made tomato, bacon and cream cheese (no mascapone) sauce
I used to be even fatter
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I used to be even fatter
Home-made gnocchi bake with a tomato and bacon sauce
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Home-made gnocchi bake with a tomato and bacon sauce
Is this what Channel 5s lawyers made them say before the broadcast?
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Is this what Channel 5s lawyers made them say before the broadcast?
I won a voucher on the Asda Rewards app last week. Used it this morning and got all of this, plus 5 bananas and a 24 pack of Andrex loo rolls for £15.37
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I won a voucher on the Asda Rewards app last week. Used it this morning and got all of this, plus 5 bananas and a 24 pack of Andrex loo rolls for £15.37
Chicken swarma/kebab with potato salad with dill for dinner
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Chicken swarma/kebab with potato salad with dill for dinner
Soup 1 (spinach and nutmeg) frozen and soup 2 (cauliflower and stilton) cooling ready to be portioned up and frozen.
All 300g portions.
All 300g portions.
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Soup 1 (spinach and nutmeg) frozen and soup 2 (cauliflower and stilton) cooling ready to be portioned up and frozen.
All 300g portions.
All 300g portions.
Look at #4 for @crazyjim.bsky.social, @ontojenesis.bsky.social, @meatballjake.bsky.social and all my American followers
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Look at #4 for @crazyjim.bsky.social, @ontojenesis.bsky.social, @meatballjake.bsky.social and all my American followers
FB reminded me of @canuckldn.bsky.social's truthful TFL underground posters.
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
FB reminded me of @canuckldn.bsky.social's truthful TFL underground posters.
Does this headline piss you off?
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Does this headline piss you off?
My Christmas cactus is about to explode into bloom. Glorious reddy-purple flowers
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My Christmas cactus is about to explode into bloom. Glorious reddy-purple flowers
Remember when Gary Barlow used to be hot? Before it became known he was a tax avoiding wanker obviously.
I actually met him when I was 15 and Take That performed a mime - I mean concert - at my school before they went to the Isle Of Wight to fill the "I Found Heaven" video.
I actually met him when I was 15 and Take That performed a mime - I mean concert - at my school before they went to the Isle Of Wight to fill the "I Found Heaven" video.
October 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Remember when Gary Barlow used to be hot? Before it became known he was a tax avoiding wanker obviously.
I actually met him when I was 15 and Take That performed a mime - I mean concert - at my school before they went to the Isle Of Wight to fill the "I Found Heaven" video.
I actually met him when I was 15 and Take That performed a mime - I mean concert - at my school before they went to the Isle Of Wight to fill the "I Found Heaven" video.
Facebook reminding me of the time I had an argument with a Wank Panzer (Range Rover Sport) - which I lost. And then an argument with the road - which I also lost.
But the bike helmet was broken in three places, so it did it job as I only got an occipital fracture and a minor concussion.
But the bike helmet was broken in three places, so it did it job as I only got an occipital fracture and a minor concussion.
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Facebook reminding me of the time I had an argument with a Wank Panzer (Range Rover Sport) - which I lost. And then an argument with the road - which I also lost.
But the bike helmet was broken in three places, so it did it job as I only got an occipital fracture and a minor concussion.
But the bike helmet was broken in three places, so it did it job as I only got an occipital fracture and a minor concussion.
Eugh. One of my least favourite meals. There is nothing redeeming about a roast dinner other than properly crispy roast potatoes. And I'm sorry but you have to use some sort of animal far (lard in this case) to get decent ones.
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Eugh. One of my least favourite meals. There is nothing redeeming about a roast dinner other than properly crispy roast potatoes. And I'm sorry but you have to use some sort of animal far (lard in this case) to get decent ones.
