Every "Christian" pastor should have their hard drives checked and not be allowed alone with children.

At my comment or because of what you were looking at on the screen?

One is used for cunning stunts and the other ...

What's the difference between a magician's and a policeman's truncheon?

Do you ever? I'm thinking more looking constipated. 😘

At least you're not in the yellow weather zones.

I'm in one for 100+ kph winds. It's an easterly that's shooting along the English channel and then the IoW accelerates it through the Solent.

Strange for us to get such strong winds from the east. We're also due 50-60mm of rain.

Nah, give me the cold any day. It's 17°C here today and I've been forced to wear trousers

You leave it empty - as long as everyone does that - so the next person only fills it with as much water as they need so you save energy

If it fits, it sits.

Yup.

Without wanting to piss on your bonfire though, but what time is the rain due?

It's about 1600 here until early Saturday and we're due a couple of inches.

The cat or the American? 😉

There's a gargoyle of Darth Vader on the US national cathedral in Washington DC.

Then there's the well known one: Cleopatra was born closer to the invention of the iPhone then the building of the great pyramid

Spinach and ricotta tortellini with a home-made tomato, bacon and cream cheese (no mascapone) sauce

Sliced cheddar on the toast and under the beans. Heat from both sides then.

And microwave your plate to warm it up too. There's a reason restaurants have plate warmers.

Get naked then. And then take photos please.