Ornament info: basic random logo mushroom for purchases $80+
Fancier cookie in guided surprise style with orders of 150+

Must add ornament listing (coming soon) to cart at time of checkout to get the free ornament (and you can buy additional ones outright if you want)

Only if you like jumping over piles of abandoned cleaning projects in every conceivable walkway 😭

Yo. I feel you so hard.

My new “I should get into this” hyper-fixation has been anodizing titanium jewelry now that I have another ear piercing 😂

Ceramics takes sooooo much space though istg. Least practical of all the stuff I do, and I do a lot of junk.

Oh nice!

Ceramics is legit so fun! It’s the only clay I don’t actively dislike working with too 😅 I just got a tiny lil kiln I’ve been doing smaller stuff in which has been delightful.

(I have some pics on GrumpyAlison on Instagram but I suck at socials so it’s mostly wip/unfired stuff)

I was also thinking that would make logical sense like 3 seconds after posting :P
I'd probably start with the scaled wave since it has a distinctive silhouette I think.

this has since escalated to 'ugly sweater scaled waves'. I just put ugly sweaters on all my dildos :P

I was thinking this year it would be funny to do either regular ornaments or a dildo silhouette, but cover them in sperm designs, or do some bondage gingerbread men or something :P

And if you purchase over X amount, you'd get one free, or you could buy them individually.

Pretty much 😂
Once I finish up these and some other things I’m gonna go absolutely mold bonkers (for both sst and ceramic bs)

Not super frequent but the mold was old and one of my thinner ones so it was time lol. It literally ripped in half too 😂 if it had to go, at least it went with style?

MUGS!!!
Are you making them in house or outsourcing? The pattern is fun! (I’m just being over excited and chatty because I started doing ceramics earlier this year lol)

At some point there was one with ravioli lol

www.instagram.com/p/DDu9drdJg7...

I know a lot of people at shows who go “ohhh I can’t use this but I’d get it for a prank for my partner but also they’d hate it so maybe not” lol

Do you want me to tell you if it is or not? 😂😅

Considering nobody wanted the first dang ones probably not unless someone requests them. I do have one in stock though

I will make a smaller one at some point. It’s been requested a lot.

Btw, did I mention the cores/centers for these are hot-swap, so if you wanted to get a custom core designed to spec, it's much cheaper than doing a regular custom for an entirely new toy?

Follow-up incase anyone was curious. Only did the one because I got dizzy/overheated/nauseous and then had to walk a mile to catch a train home so we decided to call it for the day.

Wish I chose black jewelry but honestly not at all as bad as I was expecting given needle fear. Ears amused people.

Like seriously... wtf was this?!
It's the first model I ever made and that's ALL I was planning to make (stuff with weird faces etc)
I elf-on-a-shelf this mf all year round and find it randomly while cleaning.
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!