Matt Parker
banner
standupmaths.bsky.social
Matt Parker
@standupmaths.bsky.social
That maths guy from the internet.
If you’re watching the Women’s Rugby World Cup quarterfinals on the BBC: yes, that was me crunching some numbers! (Just after 12:30.)
September 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review.


‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’
- Skylab the Dog

www.pleasance.co.uk/event/gettin...
August 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'm going to calculate π on the Moon! And you can join in. Get your own Lunar Pi. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sta...
June 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sorry I stole someone’s sharpie! An audience member at Wednesday’s show brought it for me to sign their calculator and were too polite to say anything when I absentmindedly put it in my pocket. It’s mine now.
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is in Melbourne by the way. Probably should have mentioned that.

That’s the kind of slick promo which sold us out in the first place.
April 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don’t understand how not doing this is even an option, assuming trucks follow classical physics.

Or maybe that is the problem and the sign was too small for “trucks - despite the name, please don’t quantum tunnel through the tunnel”.
April 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Thanks Qantas! Really cleared that up for me.
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
It’s the back.
February 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I spent an earnest 30 seconds looking at this powerboard backstage today, trying to work out what kind of theatre equipment plugs into it.
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Another train in the same spot today!
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
For some reason our dog loves trains. Not only does she try to drag me to the station so she can go for a ride, whenever one passes is she will stop and watch it.
February 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can’t believe we’re stuck behind four busses.
November 25, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Depending on how you look at this: one of us is faster at signing plates OR one of us has a better and more artistic autograph. Featuring the https://aproblemsquared.libsyn.com plates.
August 8, 2023 at 11:32 AM
I choose to believe this represents a community beehive initiative.
August 6, 2023 at 3:29 PM