Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
which turkey shall we cook
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
which turkey shall we cook
ugh just say "yippee" and shut up man
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
ugh just say "yippee" and shut up man
move over Astarion! the new top video game heartthrob is 16 bit Walter Matthau
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
move over Astarion! the new top video game heartthrob is 16 bit Walter Matthau
imagine being the girl who fumbled Snoopy. I'm sorry but I'd kms
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
imagine being the girl who fumbled Snoopy. I'm sorry but I'd kms
the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
the B in LGBTQ stands for Bilateral gynandromorph
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the B in LGBTQ stands for Bilateral gynandromorph
people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this
halloween is behind us so you all know what that means: discount purple sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
halloween is behind us so you all know what that means: discount purple sandwich
can't deal with this title right now. because love is the most defining aspect of our nature??
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
can't deal with this title right now. because love is the most defining aspect of our nature??
if a tiny biker used his diminutive stature to look up my skirt I'd be furious. I'd crush him with the brick I keep in my purse
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
if a tiny biker used his diminutive stature to look up my skirt I'd be furious. I'd crush him with the brick I keep in my purse
I hate having to see this pervert every time I vote
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I hate having to see this pervert every time I vote
you can be two things
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
you can be two things
ya man word I remember your deal
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ya man word I remember your deal
the way that im lowkey built like this
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
the way that im lowkey built like this
homophobic guy: I hate gay halloween. 😡
the gays:
the gays:
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
homophobic guy: I hate gay halloween. 😡
the gays:
the gays:
just ran a few of these over in my kia
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
just ran a few of these over in my kia
the boomers (silents?) cooked with a "patriot is someone who loves his country while hating 93% of the people who live in it"
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the boomers (silents?) cooked with a "patriot is someone who loves his country while hating 93% of the people who live in it"
the boys are back in town
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the boys are back in town
20 year old parents regularly call their kids an Austin Powers honorific they may not even know the origin of. the truth is that Austin Powers has seeped its way into the immortal blood of the American people
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
20 year old parents regularly call their kids an Austin Powers honorific they may not even know the origin of. the truth is that Austin Powers has seeped its way into the immortal blood of the American people
imagine it's the Victorian era and you offended the lynx's feminine honor and she fuckin slapped you in the face with one of those whoppers
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
imagine it's the Victorian era and you offended the lynx's feminine honor and she fuckin slapped you in the face with one of those whoppers