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cosmo!!
@starpoke.bsky.social
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cosmo/cake • pen dragger & cat enthusiast from blighty • 🧚theymer • 🖍️aspiring thing maker 2025 • 🏳️‍⚧️trans icon 2030 • 🌻ADHD hero 3476
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welp, my first time online was as expected!
#mariokartworld
June 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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my mario kart world experience
June 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Am ready to learn with @socpens.com at #PAXEast2025!
a screencap of gameplay of Dog’s Life for Playstaion 2, released in 2003. It features two dogs, the iconic spotted dalmatian on the left who is observing a black, tan and white dog, known as the main “protagonist”, Jake, squatting with his tail raised and a look of unphased concentration on his face. there is unfortunately a poop on the floor, the result of Jake’s inconsiderate doggy demeanour. Dog’s Life received mixed reviews on launch, most either being just above the middle ground of 5.5/10 or concerningly high at 9/10, translated from both percentages, 5 star count, and out of ten score cards. personally, i enjoyed this game as a whimsical child, spending hours pretending i was a dog on a mission of goofing off all day, eating trash on the ground, barking at strangers and shitting wherever God would let me. most people who i’ve talked to and shown this game to however, have refused to watch my playthrough, calling it “complete garbage” and an “incomprehensible mess and amalgamation of polygons and poor decisions” :(
May 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
starpoke.bsky.social
time to crack out this gem once again
A post by Alex Hirsch replying to and mocking the Disney Corporation for posting cutesy illustrations of Mickey and Friends walking in front of the colours of the progress Pride flag. The post reads: Disney: “There's room for everyone under the rainbow. (Rainbow Emoji) Happy #PrideMonth!” Alex Hirsch replies: “Disney privately: Cut the gay scene! We might lose precious pennies from Russia & China! Disney publicly: (Clown Emoji) Honk honk we put rainbow bumper sticker on Lightning McQueen today CONSUME OUR PRODUCTS TEENS”
May 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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it predicted my entire sentence…… twice…. what?????
March 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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here at duolingo we believe in access to free language courses, but you can go fuck yourself if you think you’ll actually learn anything for free
March 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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my first encounter is shiny time to pack up #pokemongo
January 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
starpoke.bsky.social
fit refresh for fellow #acpc freaks out there
#animalcrossingpocketcamp #acpcqr
on the left, pink haired individual with thin red-orange horns, wearing triangle cool shades and a red shirt with “大吉”VERY LUCKY in Chinese) written in black, red spandex pants and blue trousers with red kneepads and red shoes. they are holding a cup of boba tea. on the right, a grey cat with black ears, paws and tail, wearing a red shirt with black blazer, official looking hat and small black round shades. two katanas are sheathed on his left side, and he holds a black and light grey striped purse in his right hand. the text at the bottom reads “コズモ！！” (Cosmo!! in katakana), level 140. The background is various hues of purple, with silhouettes of leafless trees and picket fences in the distance background. a QR code that can be scanned in the mobile game Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, to invite my character to your campsite.
January 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
December 25, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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FIT UPDATE
#acpc
on the left, a bespectacled pink haired individual with long animal ears wearing classic gothic attire presents a crow, while on the right, a pale yellow cat with a straight brown fringe wearing a pink scarf and blue waistcoat, small wings, a pair of yellow rimmed star shaped glasses and a pale clay figurine perched upon her head presents a tray of exquisite sweet treats and a cup of tea. the text at the bottom reads コズモ！！ (Cosmo!! in katakana), level 74. The background is various hues of purple, with silhouettes of leafless trees and picket fences in the distance background. a QR code that can be scanned in the mobile game Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, to invite my character to your campsite.
December 22, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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SAW SONIC 3 LOVED IT LOL NOW WE’RE HAVING DINNER 😻🍷🦔
December 21, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Disney says, "There's room for everyone under the rainbow. (rainbow emoji) Happy #PrideMonth!" over a pic of Mickey and friends with a rainbow + trans colors + black and brown background. Alex Hirsch quotes this with, "Disney privately: Cut the gay scene! We might lose precious pennies from Russia & China! Disney publicly: (clown emoji) Honk honk we put rainbow bumper sticker on Lightning McQueen today CONSUME OUR PRODUCTS TEENS"
December 18, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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ADD ME AND MY FREAK TO YOUR CAMP!!!!!!!!!!
#acpc #animalcrossingpocketcamp
my character on the left, pink hair and cat ears, pink and black striped sweater, black trousers and red lace up boots, holding a black cat plushie. Nest to me is Raymond, a grey cat with black ears, hands and feet with white accents, a black military formal hat with a blonde fringe poking out from it, pointy triangular shades and a white shirt under a fake leather open vest. The two are posed standing next to each other, admiring the impressive blue sword with gold trim that Raymond wields. The text at the bottom reads: Cosmo, level 29 a QR code to be scanned in the mobile game Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, which was recently rereleased as a completed game with no microtransactions in November 2024. At the bottom there is a little circle image of my character from the previous image, and the text reads: Cosmo
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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in exchange you may have the invasive eastern grey squirrel, whose persistent yelling at my back door woke me up one fine october morning
November 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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now you may put it anywhere you like
a picture of the red scary star like fuzzy plush known as bastlet, featuring big scary red eyes. the background is transparent (hopefully) for funny editing purposes.
November 11, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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the first of hopefully many atrocities i shall cause by means of needle

this is bastlet, my sucklet fan character that has no depth except look scary and have fun doing it
@itemlabel.bsky.social
a red fuzzy plush in sort of the shape of a star, with scary eyes and an ill stitched mouth thing being held up for a photogenic picture a red fuzzy plush in sort of the shape of a star, with scary eyes and an ill stitched mouth thing being held up against the light for a halo effect. it’s not very good.
November 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Jak II fans would argue that Bruter’s house is the worst mission but I disagree; This one is the worst.
The back view of the top of Jak’s head with his orange otter-weasel friend Daxter on the left, inside a cockpit, pointing their sights towards armed jetpack flying red soldiers
November 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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why is their spyglass round when their eyes are rectangle 🤔
#BrotherShip
Arc from Mario and Luigi BrotherShip, holding a spyglass that is round in design.
November 9, 2024 at 4:55 PM
starpoke.bsky.social
ok hear me out

those concordia fellows look like lil sockets for faces but the mouth looks like an earth right??

does Snoutlet not have a mouth because they technically AREN’T GROUNDED? 🧑‍🏫🧑‍🎓🕵️🧑‍🔬🧙
#BrotherShip #MarioandLuigiBrotherShip
Connie, from the game Mario and Luigi: BrotherShip, whose face looks like a type B power outlet two type B power outlets Snoutlet, from the game Mario and Luigi BrotherShip (who insists is not a pig) is a flying piglike creature, whose face resembles a type A outlet which has no earth pin, hence they are not “grounded”. That’s the joke btw.
November 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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November 7, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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BONUS
November 4, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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SHOW US YOUR PET BABY PICS (or earliest pix)

my best friend of 11 years 💖💕😻
November 4, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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amazing bug in pokemon go where you evolve a buddy pokemon and all it’s buddy hearts disappear :(
screenshot from the pokemon go buddy splash screen. the pokemon simipour stands in the center. in the top left the buddy hearts are empty :(
November 1, 2024 at 11:15 AM
starpoke.bsky.social
i love cats. here’s proof.

#illustration #cats #artofcats #catfanart #blackcat
black cat, with big greens eyes and black whiskers, white markings on it’s chest and inner ears, and a white tail tip, with yellow star decorations next to it’s head. it’s butthole is a white X haha. signature on the bottom in bright green reads 30th August 21 STARPOKE.NET
October 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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we’ve locked eyes man now we have to make our weird animals fight
#smilingfriends
Charlie and Pim from the cartoon Smiling Friends as Ash and Pikachu from Pokémon in a poorly drawn Viridian Forest, Route 2 of the 1998 video game Pokemon Red/Blue
April 25, 2024 at 9:43 AM