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Whizzet
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Veni. Vidi. Skeeti.

Every problem will not be solved with abundant housing,
but nothing can be solved without it.

9 degrees West of North
I've made my family pause 3 separate times to clap for how I anticipated all the stovetop needs, oven timing, and kitchen space limitations and pre-planned accordingly
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The lack of spatial awareness drives me batty
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This right here - I'll crash through carts parked around a sample station like a fucking bowling ball if it will get me out of there 5 seconds sooner
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is this Marshall, of the "tall buildings are eminent domain on the air" fame?
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Middle-aged mom here who delights in designing mileage optimizing routes around San Francisco
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just an unbelievable amount of GenX content fed into a demonically-possessed vitamixer and spat out into one image
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thanks for getting us one step closer to the normie democrat position being "abolish the senate"
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Schumer must go
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As citizens united ruled that corporations are people, I believe that a corporate death penalty means the board is actually charged with murder and that the penalty is death
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The sounds, Amy - the sounds!!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Couch pleather" I'm going to need some brain bleach now
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm supposed to fly to DC next week. I looked at amtrak instead - I'd have to leave on Sunday to make my Wednesday night event! This is not a proper country
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Red Lobster revival? Unironically, yes?
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Stop! I'm reaching dangerous levels of libbing out!
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My kids are young adults and the words "time change this weekend" still fill me with fear and dread
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM