my counter argument is as follows (presented by the world's worst poster):

We'd get regular hoppers all the time, though:

Nosed grasshopper. I was excited over this one, because they are rare around here, I've only ever seen two of these in my life.

Hey man hand me that bag of Sny- AAAAAaaaHHHHHHHHHhh

This is an ant. Specifically, it's a male dorylus, or driver ant. Males of ant species often retain a more 'primordial' look reflecting earlier evolutionary traits, they tend to look more 'waspy'. These guys just look like goofy sausage bugs, however.

A pillar of caters. These are some kind of moth I think. Every autumn the station would fill up with these little guys. Spiky.

(Warning, bugs)
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).

I was only trying to be helpful. Do they not care about their honor???