stefanielaine
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she/her. fat. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time.
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Wow good post I agree @edsbs.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Wow good post I agree @edsbs.bsky.social
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I can’t understand how Curt Cignetti is even speaking english right now. How is his brain still in one piece
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I can’t understand how Curt Cignetti is even speaking english right now. How is his brain still in one piece
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December 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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how does the Ohio State loss affect Texas’s chances to make the playoff
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
how does the Ohio State loss affect Texas’s chances to make the playoff
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Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
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the happiest man in the world
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the happiest man in the world
Football, when won, is everything. Football, when lost, is and always was meaningless. Got it lol
Losing this game to the worst college football program in history would be a lot more destructive to my personal ethos if this wasn’t actually a four hour Dr Pepper commercial disguised as a conference championship game.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Football, when won, is everything. Football, when lost, is and always was meaningless. Got it lol
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*C+C Music Factory voice*
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
*C+C Music Factory voice*
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Michigan Hockey is #1 in the country and has a really disciplined, organized defense.
Michigan Basketball is #1 in KenPom and has a really disciplined, organized defense.
Michigan Women’s Basketball is in the Top 10 and has a really disciplined, organized defense
Michigan Football oops out of
Michigan Basketball is #1 in KenPom and has a really disciplined, organized defense.
Michigan Women’s Basketball is in the Top 10 and has a really disciplined, organized defense
Michigan Football oops out of
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Michigan Hockey is #1 in the country and has a really disciplined, organized defense.
Michigan Basketball is #1 in KenPom and has a really disciplined, organized defense.
Michigan Women’s Basketball is in the Top 10 and has a really disciplined, organized defense
Michigan Football oops out of
Michigan Basketball is #1 in KenPom and has a really disciplined, organized defense.
Michigan Women’s Basketball is in the Top 10 and has a really disciplined, organized defense
Michigan Football oops out of
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Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
Hepatitis B kills over 25% of babies who contract it and the vaccine has reduced newborn Hep B infections by literally 99% but fuck progress I guess publichealth.jhu.edu/2025/why-hep...
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hepatitis B kills over 25% of babies who contract it and the vaccine has reduced newborn Hep B infections by literally 99% but fuck progress I guess publichealth.jhu.edu/2025/why-hep...
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Looks like they’ve all been spritzed with canola oil
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Looks like they’ve all been spritzed with canola oil
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
happy People Who Weren’t Pissed Off Enough About ICE Commercials To Cancel Spotify Day to all who celebrate
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
happy People Who Weren’t Pissed Off Enough About ICE Commercials To Cancel Spotify Day to all who celebrate
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Brother I got some bad news for you about the entire history of American sports
I enjoy jokes as much as the next person, but we put too much emphasis on sports. Sports and religion should not mix.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Brother I got some bad news for you about the entire history of American sports
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
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At this point, “LSU football coach” should be one of those jobs where even wanting it is a DSM-IV classified personality disorder, like arsonist or President
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
At this point, “LSU football coach” should be one of those jobs where even wanting it is a DSM-IV classified personality disorder, like arsonist or President
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This is like finding a version of Teams that lets you send telegrams
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is like finding a version of Teams that lets you send telegrams
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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"lane kiffin" sounds like a british traffic violation
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"lane kiffin" sounds like a british traffic violation