Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
Wanna know a secret?
*whispers*
"They're ALL perfect" 😏
*whispers*
"They're ALL perfect" 😏
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wanna know a secret?
*whispers*
"They're ALL perfect" 😏
*whispers*
"They're ALL perfect" 😏
HAHAHAHAHA what a unit
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
HAHAHAHAHA what a unit
My fuzzy buddy is back home being attended to by wonderful friends and a 12 yr old boy who can't stop giving out belly rubs. Murphy gets a vacation, too 😏
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My fuzzy buddy is back home being attended to by wonderful friends and a 12 yr old boy who can't stop giving out belly rubs. Murphy gets a vacation, too 😏
Happy Bornday to me 🏔️
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy Bornday to me 🏔️
@pud333.bsky.social I'm trying all the new IPAs in Alberta this week. Mmmmm....hazy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@pud333.bsky.social I'm trying all the new IPAs in Alberta this week. Mmmmm....hazy.
Back in my hometown with my girl to celebrate turning 45 years young tomorrow 🏔️🍻 #banff #lakelouise
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Back in my hometown with my girl to celebrate turning 45 years young tomorrow 🏔️🍻 #banff #lakelouise
Good ol' Murph, just being the best doggo he can be...
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Good ol' Murph, just being the best doggo he can be...
"I'm A tRaiNed KiLLeR iN hAnd 2 HAnd cOmbAt"
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"I'm A tRaiNed KiLLeR iN hAnd 2 HAnd cOmbAt"
Oh yeah? Explain this, then.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh yeah? Explain this, then.
We don't deserve any of them 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We don't deserve any of them 🥲
Presented without (further) comment.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Presented without (further) comment.
The living painting of Vigo The Carpathian proudly endorses Andrew Cuomo after Cuomo provides guarantee that if elected, he will bring him The Child and put an end to all busting of NYC ghosts.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The living painting of Vigo The Carpathian proudly endorses Andrew Cuomo after Cuomo provides guarantee that if elected, he will bring him The Child and put an end to all busting of NYC ghosts.
Vilos Cohagen heartily endorses Andrew Cuomo from his corporate estate in the Martian Colonies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Vilos Cohagen heartily endorses Andrew Cuomo from his corporate estate in the Martian Colonies.
GAME SEVEN REPRESENT
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
GAME SEVEN REPRESENT
Last time I was this close to the floor at the ACC I was competing (apologies to this wee man)
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Last time I was this close to the floor at the ACC I was competing (apologies to this wee man)
I wasn't getting into the Skydome tonight, but I'm up in the wish dot com version just a few blocks away.
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wasn't getting into the Skydome tonight, but I'm up in the wish dot com version just a few blocks away.
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Teachers of Alberta, hear me now:
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Teachers of Alberta, hear me now:
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
Can't get passed up for the role if you hire yourself, innit?
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can't get passed up for the role if you hire yourself, innit?
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM