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Stefan Sommer
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"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."

- Jack Handy
Dodge this.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Some of the best advice I ecer got: search for the word "unsubscribe" and then delete entire pages at a time!

Saves a lot of trouble. It's easier to un-tick important ones than to click on each individually.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Blending rugged individualism with being critically stupid will forever remain the Tao of MMA.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We all know that BJJ is only gay if you make eye contact.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Guys, guys, guys...

It's simple. They're ALLLLLL pieces of shit. And we would be idiots to look upon combat sports psychos as role models.

May the fleas of a thousand papakhas infest all of their....other... papakhas.

And may Conor learn of the joys of non consensual hanky panky in prison.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He has the absurd overconfidence of a Coke Guy™
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ask him to define The Deep State and then ask him how he and his business buddies aren't The Deep State.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you like them at all, check these guys out. They toured with them in Europe and Australia, I believe. Great band out of Melbourne. Cheers.

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PRESS CLUB - WASTED DAYS [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Love that spot.

Before they were Pup they were called Topanga. Then there was going to be a Boy Meets World reboot so they had to change the name. But you can still find their pre-Pup songs under that name.

They're good dudes. Saw them many times on the Toronto scene 15 years ago.
Topanga (PUP) - Oceans [Demo Tape] (Japanese Exclusive)
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November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sick. Where did you see them?
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Honestly you may be right but some people I knew from that school in the mid 90s said he went there some time before. I never read his biography so I took them at their word 😏🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I dunno. He went to Wexford CI just before my friends did. The man was around.

I'll bet he saw $2 movies at Scarborough Town Centre at some point 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why would DEI do this?
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Blocked by a Jedi fanatic. What a weird world we live in.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don't have time for religious weirdos with hair braids and robes who take children from their families and raise them in a temple. I'm from the Cassian Andor school of "I don't want to hear that shit" when force-sensitive people start getting all hippie-dippy around me 🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My favourite thing about Yoda was always that he got so tired of Luke's nonstop questions that he just gave up and died.

Any toddler parent can relate.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yoda's legacy is one of colossal failure, so I'd be wary of following his teachings at all.

"Do or do not, there is no try"?
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November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"Remember this - TRY."
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He's tweeting his way through life and doing very little else.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM