emily🥂shitpost
@stefcomedyjam.bsky.social
President of the Moon
Very fucking on the nose
July 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Very fucking on the nose
She only speaks in a yell.
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
She only speaks in a yell.
She once threatened to sue one of our timekeepers because she put her own time in wrong and they didn't catch it fast enough for her
July 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
She once threatened to sue one of our timekeepers because she put her own time in wrong and they didn't catch it fast enough for her
She listens to Joe Rogan on her Bluetooth earpiece all day (which means she doesn't hear a lot of important stuff). And her gay son graduated hs a month ago and one day later quit his job here and moved in with his boyfriend. He was a great kid, I miss him.
July 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
She listens to Joe Rogan on her Bluetooth earpiece all day (which means she doesn't hear a lot of important stuff). And her gay son graduated hs a month ago and one day later quit his job here and moved in with his boyfriend. He was a great kid, I miss him.
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First they came for the socialists, and I said nothing, because I was very sure they weren't going to come for anyone else.
July 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
First they came for the socialists, and I said nothing, because I was very sure they weren't going to come for anyone else.
NO NOT JUBILEE THO
July 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
NO NOT JUBILEE THO
Just adds to the overall je ne sais quoi
July 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just adds to the overall je ne sais quoi
It's why it's still there!
July 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's why it's still there!